Please be kind…this is my first fic…and expect it to be a long and drawn out story as I tend to ramble…and my creativity comes in bursts…I'll try to post as often as possible…but please don't hold me to that 

Please be kind…this is my first fic…and expect it to be a long and drawn out story as I tend to ramble…and my creativity comes in bursts…I'll try to post as often as possible…but please don't hold me to that J

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except my own insanity…and even that is debatable.

HARRY POTTER FAIRY TALES: HANSEL AND GRETEL

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a woodcutter…

Mr. Weasley: A woodcutter? I'm a woodcutter? Do I get to use one of those muggle feinchaws?

Ummmm…nooooo…I don't think that a chainsaw would be a good idea…here, have an axe.

Mr. Weasley: *disappointed* Oh…

Ahem…a woodcutter, his wife…

Mrs. Weasley: *running* I'm here, I'm here…sorry, something came up.

*eyebrows raised* We're trying to tell a story here…by the way, where's our Hansel and Gretel? Where's Ron and Ginny?

Mrs. Weasley: That's what came up…there's been an accident.

WHAT?!? What happened?

Mr. Weasley: *concerned* Yes, dear…what happened? *whispering* keeptheauthorbusysoicanfindoneofthosefeinchaws…

*looking pointedly at Mr. Weasley* I heard that *turns back to Mrs. Weasley* Anyhow, what happened to Ron and Ginny?

Mrs. Weasley: Well, Harry was teaching Ginny to fly…he's such a nice boy you know..our Ginny wants to try out for the Quidditch team and I know she'd do a great job, she's so very talented…I remember when she was younger one time…

Wait…Harry was teaching Ginny to fly? That's wonderful, but why TODAY?!? I've got a story write!

Mrs. Weasley: Well, Quidditch tryouts are in a couple of days, and she's been busy with school and…

Fine, whatever…so, why isn't she here now? And where IS Ron? *exasperated* I can't write Hansel and Gretel without HANSEL AND GRETEL!!!

Mrs. Weasley: *looking rather put out* Don't take that tone with me young lady!

yesmrsweasley…

Mrs. Weasley: That's better…anyhow, Ginny fell off her broomstick…

WHAT!?!

Mrs. Weasley: *continuing* …and broke her leg.

*dumbstruck* ……………………..crap…*sigh* So Ginny's in the hospital wing I take it, with a broken leg?

Mrs. Weasley: *nods*

Mr. Weasley: *concerned* Is she okay?

Mrs. Weasley: Of course, dear. Poppy's taking good care of her.

Crapcrapcrapcrap…and where *ohgawd* is Ron?

Mrs. Weasley: In the hospital ward as well.

Visiting Ginny? *hoping*

Mrs. Weasley: You could say that…

*pained look* Wha…..?

Mrs. Weasley: Ginny fell on him.

CRAP! *passes out*

Part Two to soon follow…who will we get to play Hansel and Gretel? I already know, but do you have a guess?

Thank you, thank you and thank you J Please R/R…any suggestions? Requests for future fairy tales? Let me know!