Ten Things You Never Knew about the Students of Hogwarts

Summary: Ten deep, not-so-dark secrets about Neville, Ginny, Luna, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Cho, and of course, the Boy Who Lived. Or should we call him the Boy Who Lied??? Hmmm. Rated K plus for mentions of slash.

Author's Note: I do not own Harry Potter, or else Sirius and Remus and Dumbledore and Dobby would still be alive, damnit!!

Hermione Granger

1. Underneath it all, she's just a kid and life is a nightmare. Until she befriends Harry and Ron, at least.

2. Dancing with Viktor Krum was the best thing that had ever happened to her.

3. Whenever she passes a mirror, she hypocritically worries that her thighs are getting bigger.

4. She really did make a box of "I hate Rita Skeeter" badges.

5. Her favorite Disney princess is Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

6. What she missed most from home was her kitten, Felice.

7. She writes fanfiction.

8. And it features Drarry and RemusxSirius.

9. She's been using Legilimency on Harry and Ron for years.

10. And she's learned some pretty interesting things, too.

Ronald Weasley

1. His Animagus form is a poodle.

2. When he stands in front of the Mirror of Erised, he really sees himself holding a Pygmy Puff.

3. Named Percy.

4. At the age of twelve, Fred and George introduced him to butterbeer, telling him it was eggnog. He's never been quite right since then.

5. He played with Ginny's Barbie dolls more than she did.

6. In fourth year, when he got angry at Harry, he wrote a song about it.

7. Called I Hate Everything About You.

8. Yes, THAT song.

9. He tries his hardest, but still cannot master the spell "Petrificus Totalus"

10. In fifth year, he taught Grawp to sing, "I'm a little teacup, short and stout!" Although it sounds more than "Rah-do-rala-reapup-mortenflout!"

Ginny Weasley

1. She had a girl-crush on Hermione for years.

2. Michael was just a cover-up, she was seeing Fleur on the side.

3. And Dumbledore and Madame Maxime both knew about it, but never said a word.

4. Her favorite movie is Saw 3.

5. She has a tattoo of a hippogriff on her left hip.

6. She drew it herself after witnessing what happened to Draco.

7. She dances with Neville in the Room of Requirement every other Thursday.

8. Some of those Thursdays she never makes it to bed, but performs a Sleep-Away Charm and goes straight to class.

9. When she was six, she had a crush on a Muggle boy that lived up the road. He had black hair and green eyes.

10. When a boggart sees her, it becomes the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

Neville Longbottom

1. He wrestles centaurs for fun.

2. And sometimes lets them win.

3. He beat Cedric, Harry, and Krum at arm-wrestling.

4. He manufactures his own line of colognes, under the pseudonym Calvin Klein.

5. His greatest ambition is to open a greenhouse and win a dancing competition.

6. Someone once asked him what his only weakness is. That person is now deaf-mute.

7. His Patronus is a Hungarian Horntail.

8. He doesn't need an Invisibility Cloak to disappear.

9. The French surrender to him every Thursday at 5:00 PM.

10. Stephen Hawking stole his "Brief History of Time" from his first-year essay.

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