Author's Note:

Bahaha, this story just screams 'Mary-Sue'. It's true. Embrace the mary-sueness, mwahahaha!

I came up with an idea of this plot, although it seems rather unoriginal.

But hey, what's a Valentine's Day without a lemon?

I apologize that Kakashi will be OOC. I've never written about him and so I hope you guys can bear with that!

Enjoy?

A small bookstore around the corner of a street in the suburbs of Konaha was Hatake Kakashi's favorite place. It was where he could truly be himself, forget about having to be a 'sensei' and just be…a man. A horny one, that is.

It was just another usual day in Konoha and Kakashi just got back from a mission. The first place he went was not home, but the bookstore. He had accidentally torn a page of his copy of 'Icha Icha Violence'. His heart ached to see the rip of the paper in one of his most beloved books. He had to get a new copy. He had to.

He strolled into the bookstore, waved at the owner, who was yawning at the counter.

Knowing the route of the bookstore like the back of his hand, he zig-zagged his way to the Adult Fiction section. It was at the same moment he noticed a young woman glancing around suspiciously, who did not notice him. She reached out a delicate hand and stood on her tipey-toes to grab a book from a taller shelf. Right after then, she quickly stuffed it into her jacket.

"Miss, I'm sorry, but I can't witness you stealing and doing nothing about it." Kakashi said, reaching for her arm.

She spun around, her eyes widened in fear. "I—I'm really sorry, I'll just go put it back, please don't tell on me."

He let go of her, making her stumble back a few steps, dropping the books from the inside of her jacket.

Plop.

'Icha Icha Violence' and 'Icha Icha Make Out Tatics'.

The woman's face burned in embarrassment, quickly picking them up, "I'm going to put them back now."

Kakashi nodded, eyeing her interestingly. She hastily shoved the books back onto the shelf and dashed out the store without looking back at him. He decided to buy the book next day, just to see if this woman would possibly come back again.

She didn't, but Kakashi still strolled around the store, almost subconsciously hoping that she would show. A girl who read his favorite books---very interesting indeed.

However, it was getting late. Making up his mind, he reached to grab the book of 'Icha Icha Violence' from the shelf.

"That book is mine!" A voice scoffed, slapping away his hand. Kakashi turned around to see a man, bundled up in clothes. He studied the man's face: no way in hell was he a man. He had curly long lashes and pink pouty lips---no doubt he was a woman.

It was that woman.

"Miss, I thought I told you already that stealing is not right." Kakashi taunted.

"You again!" 'He' snapped, 'his' voice feminine again, "I want this book. Stop getting in my way!"

"I came to get this book as well. I got here first." Kakashi said in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone.

"You can't do this to me!" She wailed, "You busted me for trying to smuggle out 'Violence' and 'Tactics', you can't stop me from legally buying it!"

"Tell me," He began, "Why are you so interested in the Icha Icha series?"

She gulped, "Guys can read it, why can't I?"

"Why would you want to read it?"

"Let me ask you this," The woman suggested. Kakashi raised his eyebrows, allowing her to continue. "What do you have in your collection so far?" She asked, putting her hands on her hips.

"'Paradise', 'Tactics' and 'Violence', which has a torn page. And the deluxe versions of all three and a signed copy of 'Tactics' by Jiraiya-sama himself." He held up seven fingers.

"Well, you see?" She mocked in a sweet voice, "I only have 'Paradise'. I'm missing the middle and last book of the series. Since you have all the copies, why can't I have it?"

"Because one of my 'Violence' is damaged." Kakashi retorted, coming off as rather bratty.

"You have another copy. I don't. And I want to see what happens after 'Paradise'," She whined, "So give it back!" She tried to snatch the copy.

"No, it's mine." Kakashi said sternly, holding the book high up in the air.

"Damn it, I don't care about 'Tactics' anymore!" She snapped, "I just want 'Violence'!"

"Do you mean that literally?" Kakashi chuckled underneath his mask.

She folded her arms across her chest, "How about this: I buy the book, I read the book and then I'll lend it to you. Then you return it to me, because it's MY book."

"Nope, not negotiable." Kakashi shook his head.

"I managed to steal one of the books, I'm not letting you get in my way!" The woman had already forgotten to keep her voice low. She jumped up and snatched the book out of his gloved hand, shooting him a triumphant grin.

"Well aren't you quite the devil?" He chuckled again.

She cocked a perfectly knitted brow, "Are you referring to me or are you quoting from 'Paradise'---"

"Page thirty four, line seventeen." The two of them said at the same time.

She let out a nervous giggle and lowered her eyelashes, "Men can read pornography, why can't women?"

Why the hell was she feeling so…woozy? Maybe it was the intent way he was staring at her, or that she can feel his breath near her?

"I believe the correct term to be 'Erotica'." Kakashi corrected, carefully taking the book out of her hands and sliding it back on the shelf. He took a step closer to her.

She backed up until her back hit the shelf.

"You shouldn't be dressed up like this." Kakashi said, his voice low and husky. Reaching out his hand, he took off her huge coat and hat, revealing her feminine dress underneath, "See, that's what you should look like."

"I…" She stammered, glancing around, away from his eerily intense eyes.

With a finger, he tilted her chin up so she would look at him.

"I---" She licked her chapped lips in a nervous fashion.

Kakashi leaned down and kissed her.

And eagerly, almost hungrily, she kissed back. She threw her arms around his neck and pulled him in for a tight embrace. He pressed her against the shelf, making her groan.

"Are you going to take off your mask?" She whispered.

"No, not yet. I don't know you that well to reveal myself to you." He whispered upon her ear.

She groaned in anticipation, "Stop quoting from 'Paradise'!"

"You really are a guru of the series, aren't you?" He chuckled, hoisting her up, standing in between her so her legs could wrap themselves around his waist.

She could feel his lustful manhood prodding against her damp warmth.

He kissed her briefly on the nape of her neck, as his hands pushed up her dress. Both of their warm skin prickled; the contrast of his slightly rough fingers on her creamy, smooth thighs triggered a sensation, stirred the desire deep in their stomachs.

"Mmph," She pursed her lips, looking away from him, trying to hide her moans. He knew she was enjoying it just as he was. She could tell he was smirking underneath his mask, because once her dress was up to her waist, his wicked hands cupped her breasts from above her bra, toying with the two mounds of softness, while all this, he grinded himself against her hips. "What's your name?" She asked, her voice raspy.

"Hatake Kakashi." He answered concisely, his naughty fingers now pulling down her soaking wet panties. Then, he rubbed her sensitive clit with his thumb while his index and middle finger slid into her slit, pumping slowly in and out.

"Kaka…shi…" She twitched in anticipation, wrapping her arms around his neck for support.

"Do you want me?" He whispered upon her ear seductively,

The women frowned and closed her eyes, "I---oh, yes, god yes, I do. I want you…"

In a split second, he himself had entered her wetness.

"Ahmm," She chewed on her lower lip to keep herself from moaning out loud, "People will hear us."

"This is the adult section, what do they expect?" He smirked.

She gaped at him, then let out a raspy laugh, "True."

He was much quieter than she expected. He'd only grunt and groan every now and then---he was not at all like the male protagonists in the Icha Icha series! They were loud and would say sexy things. But Kakashi didn't.

She nibbled on his earlobe, "Am I supposed to be loud like the women in the books?"

"Do whatever you want." He shrugged, continuingly thrusting into her.

"I guess I won't." The woman shrugged, digging her fingernails deep into his back. Jiraiya-sama had mentioned that it was a good turn-on in a bonus chapter of sex tips in 'Paradise'. Kudos to him.

He grunted and she moaned, savoring every dirty little detail as they had sex publicly and shamelessly in a bookstore. The way their skin melted towards each other was like cashmere, it tingled sensationally, sending electricity shocks up and down their spines.

"Oh my god," She bit on his shoulder as he hit the core of her warmth. Their bodies rocked in an erotic rhythm; their breathes became airy---they were both almost driven over the edge. A few moments later, the both of them let out a subdued yet satisfied groan as they both climaxed. Panting, the woman collapsed onto him, her arms draped around his back. She placed her cheeks upon his clothed chest and purred, "That was quite a satisfying."

He hummed in agreement, dressing her up again, "Let me take you home."

"That would be perfect, stud." She smiled, resting in his arms.

Quoting from 'Paradise' could get you laid! Oh god, it was a win-win situation!

"She's a little woozy from the many choices in the Adult section." Kakashi explained, paying for the one and only copy of 'Icha Icha Violence', then thanked the owner and carried her out bridal style.

The owner scratched his head: he only remembered there was a man, not a woman!

Kakashi carried her home, placed her in bed and put the brand new book onto her shelf, alongside 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Seeing her exhausted, flustered state made him smile. "I'll see you around?" He asked, shoving his hands into his pockets.

"H'm," She answered, blushing, "Thanks for the book, Hatake. Perhaps I'll lend it to you sometime."

"There will be more books for us to fight over." He winked before leaving.

The Adult Fiction shelf at the corner of the bookstore soon became their own little make-out paradise.

A/N:

Bahaha, yes, I know. How lame and cheesy.

Don't take this too seriously, I just hope y'all enjoyed the smuttiness!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Reviews would be very appreciated : )