By: simply-planned
Disclaimer:I do NOT own any of these characters in this story.
Chapter 1: Got Milk?
Baby Mario: Hey Luigi!
B. Luigi: Hey Mario!
B. Mario: You want to go to the playground?
B. Luigi: Okay.
B. Mario: I and mommy went to a store and she bought some bras and panties.
B. Luigi: Yay! More laundry to play in.
(Meet up with Baby Peach)
B. Peach: (In a sweet voice) Hi Mario. How are you today?
B. Mario: Doing fine.
B. Luigi: Hello, how about me?
(Baby Daisy pops in, out of no where)
B. Daisy: Luigi. Hi! How are you today?
(B. Luigi cheeks turn red)
B. Luigi: OOOPS!
B. Daisy: What happened?
B. Luigi: I made a wee-wee!
B. Daisy: Ahhhh!! You're leaking!
B. Peach: (plugging her nose) Like a faucet.
B. Luigi: Oh well! Lucky me, I have a spare diaper!
B. Daisy: Yay! The playground!
(They all split up. Luigi is hopping around trying to put his spare diaper)
B. Luigi: Ahhh, finally. I'm going to play on the swings. Lalalalala, oh!
HI Toad, Hi Koopa!
B. Toad/B. Koopa: Hi Luigi!!
B. Toad: Did you see that new bottle on the t.p. It was so bottle-licious!
B. Koopa: Oh ya!!
B. Luigi: Weeeeee!!!
At the sand.
B. Mario: Hi Yoshi. Hi Bowser. Making sand castles!
B. Yoshi: Ya.
B. Bowser: Hey, this one looks like a wiener.
B. Mario: Let's compare whose wiener is closest to the sand wiener.
B. Yoshi: I don't have one. I'll just compare it with my tail. YOSHI!
B. Mario: It's me.
B. Yoshi: No it looks like my tail.
B. Bowser: Its like mine.
(B. Mario puts a pink line on it)
B. Mario: Now its definitely like mine.
B. Bowser: Cheater!
B. Yoshi: So, what did you make Mario.
B. Mario: A toilet. What did you make Bowser?
B. Bowser: I made a city. What are you gonna do Yoshi?
B. Yoshi: I gonna make a giant monster and make it crush your city.
B. Mario: Yay!
At the slide.
B. Peach: Don't you think Mario is so cute.
B. Daisy: No, I think Luigi's cute. Ahhhhhh, I saw his tooshie! It was so
soft and cuddly!
B. Toadette: I really like Toad. He's really tough.
(They all look at toad running away from a squirrel)
B. Toadette: Okay, he's a little tough.
(They all look at Toad again and see him running away from grass)
B. Toadette: Okay, he's not tough at all!
B. Peach: MARIO!
B. Daisy: LUIGI!
B. Toadette: TOAD!
(B. Paratroopa comes flying in)
B. Paratroopa: Ahhhh! All of the milk from the giant milk carton is gone.
Donkey Kong saw it on the banana tree 3 hours ago.
B. Mario: Why didn't you tell us 3 hours ago?
B. Paratroopa: I took at nappy under the banana tree!
B. Mario: Geez.