I do not claim to own any of the Star Wars characters. They belong to George Lucas and his sidekick Steven Spielberg.

-Shire from CollieandShire

Anakin in Trouble

Written by Shire

Inspired by an idea my little sister Banana made up. Thanks Banana! :)

Note: I haven't seen the new Star Wars in a long time, so I'm not quite sure how old Anakin was when Obi Wan first took him on. Anyways, he's like eight in this story. :)


Obi Wan stared out the window of the spaceship, his lips pressed together. Anakin was playing with his toy spaceships, and was making a lot of noise. As hard as he tried, Obi couldn't concentrate with all the noise Anakin was making.

"Please Anakin!" he snapped. "I'm trying to figure out a way for us to get to Tatooine and with all that noise your making I can't think straight!"

Anakin ignored him and continued to play. "Vrrroom!" he shouted. "Bang!" one of his spaceships crashed into another one.

"Anakin, stop it!" Obi Wan commanded. Anakin stuck his tongue out in defiance, and continued to play.

"Don't make me come over there!" Obi Wan warned him. Anakin continued to crash his spaceships. "If you don't stop this second young man, you're in big trouble!"

"No!" Anakin spat, and threw his spaceship across the room.

Obi quickly used the force and caught the expensive toy before it broke, and set it down gently.

"Alright, that's it!" he yelled. "Go to your planet!"

"I won't!"

"Yes, you will!"

"No I won't!" with that final comment, he started to make spit bubbles again.

"Do you need an LS spanking?" Obi Wan threatened. Anakin stopped spitting and considered this. A Light Saber spanking wouldn't be too pleasant. he thought. But I will not obey! I will rule the spaceship! I will conquer the galaxy! With that final thought he continued his assault of being the 'spit master.'

Obi stared at the defiant boy, shocked at his behavior. Yoda was right! The dark side is already beginning to come over him! he thought, frantic. I must defeat him before it is too late!

Obi Wan slowly pulled out his light saber and turned it on. Chhwwiinng!

Anakin realized too late that Obi had been serious, and leapt up with a yelp. He took off running, Obi hot on his heels and swinging the light saber at him. That, was a bad idea. Anakin thought.

Once more, good has conquered evil in the ever present battle between the force and the dark side!

The End.

Note: Anakin survived his spanking and went on to become Darth Vader.