Title: Substance, Not Fiber

Author: Rainbowblack

For: Simply Priceless

Pairings: None.

Summary: Becky needs to eat something and Ken won't stop until he manages to shove something down his sister's throat.


"At least eat something." Ken insisted. Everything had been so hectic lately, Becky just won't eat anything. Since she's been having problems at her house, he offered to come move in and be her roommate. He'd help her out so things would be less complicated. Now Becky's stomach was bothering her, but Ken wanted her to eat something or she wouldn't feel good. But stubborn as she could be, she refused and wouldn't change her mind.

"I don't want anything." Becky told him. The two were in the kitchen of her apartment.

"Becky." Ken used his strict voice. "Eat something."

"Ugh, noooo, do I have to?"

"Yes, now get something in your stomach. Now. And something with substance." he said.

Becky gave in, and forced a sigh. "Oh, fine. I'll do it so you'll get off my back. Ooh, I know, I'll get a bowl of cereal."

"Uh-uh, no. Doesn't have substance." Ken shook his blonde head.

"Yes, it does." Becky blinked, confused.

"No, it doesn't."

"Yes, it does."

"No, it does not." Ken said. "Trust me, Becky. I'm more relentless than you. I will win this arguement."

"Well, it does have fiber." she said. "At least the cereal that I buy."

"Whoo-hoo, so you'll take a healthy shit!" Ken said, sarcastically. "Go get something with substance, not fiber."

"Okay, okay. I will..."