Author's Notes: So, I just read Twilight, and to the minimize the brain damage from reading such drivel I'm going to slash the hell out of it. I'm just kidding. I actually kinda liked it. But I'm still going to slash it.
Summary: So, like, what if Bella had been right? What if she had had a little boy? And what if Jacob imprints anyway? I think that sounds like an awesome story…don't you?
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The internal beating was over. It must be out of her.
It was.
Edward whispered, "EJ?"
Bella moaned. "No…I was wrong," she weakly began.
Edward was immediately at her side with the baby. "No, look, you were right, and he's beautiful. A beautiful baby boy."
"No…" she was struggling, both Edward and I could see that plainly on her face. "EJ is wrong, this isn't the boy I – this isn't the boy I dreamed about."
Damn right. I was too horrified to even look at the thing. Bella wasn't making any sense and I sort of wished Edward would chuck it out the window. He looked as confused, and, really, he must have been out of it because he then displayed a level of stupidity I really hadn't dreamed him to be capable of. He handed Bella the monster.
She took it in her arms and made the first pleasant noise anyone had heard in what felt like days.
She began cooing nonsense at it, none of which I could verify as I hadn't yet built up the courage to even look at…whatever it was. It was covered in blood.
"So much better. So beautiful, so perfect. Ryan…our little king."
And then he bit her.
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TBC
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