Kagome looked around. She was confused. When travelling from her period of time back to the feudal era there had been some kind of unexpected occurrence. The usually pink tunnel had been kind of aborted by a green flash. Instead of reaching the bottom of the boneeaters well she had fallen out of empty air. The landing in a bush and the green light were obviously connected. But sadly that was knowledge Kagome could take no advantage from. It was impossible for her to travel through thin air to reach her actual target.
„You could come with me." Kagome blinked in surprise. Not only had Sesshoumarus twinheaded Dragon just saved her by burning over two dozens angry and mostly hungry wolves, but the twin headed dragon was speaking to her.
"It is us." the second head said casually.
"What?" asked the just corrected one thunderstruck.
"The correct pronoun is us not me."
"No it is me. Maybe you have not noticed yet, but we are a single being. Every single being is an I. So the correct pronoun is me."
"You just said it yourself." The second head exclaimed triumphantly. "You said we. So the small thing you call your mind is actually capable of noticing, that there is not only you, but also me. So if we sum that up that makes us."
"This is not the best time to have this discussion – again. Lets just lead her to Sesshoumaru." The two heads stopped their discussion for what felt like less than half a minute.
"You are just trying to end this because you know that I am right. You finally had an deeper insight. Just express it. Say: Un you are right."
"No I will not. Cause you are not right. Your stupid obsession over pronouns is just boring our guest. I am actually having a discussion with myself in front of a stranger. That is disgracing."
"Whar do you mean? You are not having a disusion with yourself. You are talking with me and not yourself."
"You are me." The first head said.
"No I am me. And you are you. Together we are we and not an I." The second head corrected his brother slowly and with extra pronunciation on every single word he was talking to someone that had previously proven himself to be extremely dumb.
"And that is were you are completely wrong." Said the first head with a deep sigh.
"It is like your head is empty and mine contains our whole brain. How can you be that stupid. I am not stupid. Where did you get it from? Tell me. It is not coming from our mom or dad. They are both pretty clever. Did you lose your brain in a bet you made without me noticing it?" argued the second head half talking to himself half talking to his brother.