Okay, this is just fluff stuff mostly, but I promise it will get more dramatic and such, keep reading and reviewing.
Fez and Kelso entered the basement smiling wildly. Kelso walked over to the fridge and pulled out two pop sickles as Fez turned on the T.V. and flopped down on the couch. "Kelso, I have to admit that we do make a good team." Fez said accepting a pop sickle as Kelso joined him on the couch.
"Yeah, I know." He said sucking on the pop sickle, " I can't believe we pulled it off man. I gotta hand it to you. For a foreign guy you're really limber…" Fez nodded smiling.
"Thank you Kelso." He said pulling out a pair of handcuffs from his back pocket. "Wow, my first stolen item…" he looked at them as though they were some precious gem.
"Yep." Kelso said getting up and changing the channel. The theme song of The Price Is Right began to play in the background. "Hey, I wonder where the dude wearin these things went."
" Yes, so do I." Fez replied shrugging, " He seemed like a nice man though. It wasn't very nice of the police to just leave him there all alone in the car."
"Yeah…we'll probably get a thank you note or something …" he said eyeing the hand cuffs, "But uh…hey. You should probably give those to me little buddy."
"Why?" fez asked holding them protectively.
"Because you're foreign. If anybody finds you with those, you're toast." Kelso said. Fez looked at him suspiciously, but handed the handcuffs to him.
"Okay…" Kelso stuffed them quickly into his back pocket as they heard footsteps approaching.
" Kelso, why are you hiding them?" he asked angrily, " We should show them how good we are at stealing things."
"Shh!" Kelso whispered, " These are gonna be so cool for pranks…we can't let them know man! Then they'll be watching us!" fez nodded knowingly.
"Okay…"
"Oh hey Fez. Hey Michael." Jackie said as her and Donna entered the room. Kelso looked up as he heard Fez gasp. Jackie had sat down in the chair Hyde usually occupied and was wearing the same schoolgirl uniform as Donna, except for the fact that hers had an exceptionally short skirt and tight top.
"Whoa…Jackie." Fez said smiling, " You look so…naughty."
" Yeah, I hemmed the skirt and took in the blouse, what do you think?" She asked picking up a magazine.
"I think you are looking like a naughty schoolgirl who needs to be punished." Fez said trying to sound seductively.
"Okay, not quite the look I was going for." She said shrugging, "I just can't stand the uniforms, they make me fell like an old granny or something." Donna sat down on the floor in front of her and leaned back.
"Jackie transferred schools just so that I would have someone to hang out with. Isn't that cool?" Donna said as Jackie put down the magazine and began braiding Donna's hair. Jackie's hair was in loose pigtail braids as she began to do the same for Donna.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steven?" she asked distractedly. Everyone shook his or her heads. "Oh…okay." Just then Erik entered the room and stopped as he saw Donna and Jackie.
"Well waddaya know, there is a god." he said smiling as he walked over and kissed Donna on the top of the head.
"Hey Jackie, since when do you go to Our Lady of Perpetual Prostitution?" he asked sitting down in the chair beside the couch.
"Can it Foreman." She said tossing the magazine at his head. "I changed schools so I could hang with Donna." She frowned. "But I guess the nuns don't like the word bad-ass. You know I got spanked three times today with a friggin ruler? Jeez…" she muttered shifting uncomfortably. " Three times! One time in gym class in front of all the girls, one time in history, but I got sent to the office and one time in French because I offered the nun a piece of candy! Candy for gods sakes!" Donna laughed.
"Yeah get used to it Jackie." She said as Jackie finished her hair. "Hey you wanna come over to my house and hang out?"
"Can't, I'm waiting for Hyde. I have to talk to him about something but I'll come over after though." Donna nodded.
"kay, see ya later…" she said as her and Erik left the basement.
"I think I'm gonna go too." Fez said getting up, " I need some candy." with that he left. Kelso fingered the handcuffs in his pocket and smiled.
"Hey Jackie?" he said looking at her. She grunted, not looking up. " Hyde said he might be late, but I have something he left for you."
"Oh yeah?' she asked more interested.
"Yeah, but it's a surprise, so you have to close your eyes." He said hopefully.
"Okay…" she said closing her eyes.
"Kay now stand up." He said walking over to her and taking her arms. "I'm gonna guide you to where it is." She nodded as he began to usher her towards the shower where Erik stored most of his junk. Quietly he threw the handcuffs over the shower rod. "Now lift up your arms…there we go and…" he snapped the cuffs on smartly to her wrists. Her eyes snapped opened.
"Michael!" she yelled kicking at him, "Michael let me go! These things hurt!"
"BURN!" he yelled happily, " It's the best burn ever! It was clever, it hurts and it sexy!" he walked slowly over to her. "Now Jackie. I know you have feelings for me." He said smiling , "I mean look at me, who wouldn't…so just relax and let me work my magic on you."
"Michael Kelso, don't you dare touch me!" she yelled angrily as he began to run his hands over her body. "MICHAEL!"
"Come one Jackie, it'll be like one of those magazines I always buy…" he said in a whiney voice, unbuttoning her shirt.
"Michael no!" she said firmly, "Now let me down, or I'm gonna tell Hyde." Kelso frowned, defeated.
"Fine." He said pulling a pin out of his pocket and beginning to pick the lock. A worried look washed over his face as he tried harder.
"Michael…" she said looking at him angrily, "Why do you look so worried?" he shrugged pulling the pin out and taking a few steps back.
"I don't know…maybe it's because…" he ran to the door, "I can't get the handcuffs undone!" he said before making a mad dash out of the basement.
"Shit." She muttered struggling against the handcuffs. " They can't be that hard to break…" she began pulling with all her might but her position was making it to hard to put any force behind it at all. She sighed, rolling her eyes. "Leave it to Michael…"
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Hyde sat at the hub, coke in hand, talking to Fez, Donna and Erik. " Hey, have you guys seen Jackie?" he asked looking at his watch.
"Uh, yeah. She was in the basement earlier but that must have been like three hours ago." Erik said shrugging, "She's probably gone bye now."
"Yeah, that or she got in a fight with Kelso and is kicking his ass again." Donna said nodding knowingly. "But wherever she is, she should be on her way to my house. She's gonna sleep over this weekend, her parents are out of town so..." she said.
"Well why don't we just go wait there?" Hyde suggested, getting up. " I'll meet you guys there I have to go get something from my room."
"Kay." Erik said as they all piled into the vista cruiser and headed for the Pinciotti house.
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Hyde entered the basement cautiously as the lights were all off. "Hello?" came the distinctive voice he knew and loved.
"Jackie?" he ran his fingers up and down the wall until he found the light switch and turned it on. He was greeted bye a site he saw only in his wildest dreams. Jackie was handcuffed hands above her head in a tiny school uniform in pigtails, her shirt half way unbuttoned. He smiled and walked over to her. "Baby, how did you know?" she frowned.
"I didn't." she said squirming, "Kelso handcuffed me, tried to seduce me and then couldn't get me down." Hyde looked at her incredulously.
"What a dumbass…" he said smiling, "Though you do present a pretty picture." He walked over, planting a light kiss on her lips.
"Mmmmm." She smiled. "Maybe so but I've lost the feeling in my arms."
"No problem." He said pulling a pin out of her hair and picking the lock to the cuffs. She fell to the ground with a light thud, but caught her self and stood up again.
"That's so much better…" she said wrapping her arms around his neck. "My hero."
"Yeah?" he asked raising an eyebrow, "Does your hero get a reward?"
"Actually." She said picking up the handcuffs, "I was a criminal. I've been very naughty and they were holding me prisoner." She nibbled lightly at his ear. "And I'm sorry but you are going to have to be arrested for aiding in my escape."
"Oh?" he said smiling and putting his hand on the small of her back. "And what if I don't want to be arrested?"
" Well then I'll just have to take you bye force." She smiled, biting her bottom lip.
"Bye force?" he asked, "You?" she nodded sternly. " I don't think so." in seconds he had her arms twisted behind her back and was smiling.
" Oh damn." She said grinding against him, " If I have sex with you, will you let me go?"
" Bribing an officer? You are naughty." He said pushing her towards his bedroom. " Lets go punk, I'm taking you in for punishment."
SO THAT WAS MY NEWEST FANFIC, IT WILL GET MORE DRAMATIC LATER!
WHO DID KELSO AND FEZ LET GO FREE AND WILL HE BE A THREAT TO THE
TOWN , THE GROUP, OR A CERTAIN MEMBER???