A/N: Here's a bit of randomness I thought of after I was reading that Harry Potter list of things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts or whatever the list was called. Most of them aren't really that funny, but I hope you will be at least slightly amused.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women"

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after"

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin (sp?) to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

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