Legal Note: I don't own Inu-yasha. Do you? If you do I have a proposition for you. I'll trade you, or simply buy the property from you. I'm rich as hell. No, I lied, I'm as rich as a hobo. Please send me money, preferably in $100 form.

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"~"=talking

'~'=Thinking

Setup:

One day the half demon Inu-yasha got fed up with dealing with Kagome and Kikyo and decided he wanted to find his true love. His friend Myoga contacted the Cox Network who wants to help him in the form of a brand new reality show. They have bought a mansion somewhere in Canada(Mainly because they have not enough cash for anyplace fancy) and held auditions. Ten women were chosen and came to the mansion. What Inu-yasha doesn't know is that the remaining woman can choose between him, or a prize of $2 million dollars.

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"I can't believe you guys did this." Inu-yasha said putting on a suit.

"Well, I don't know why I had to be the butler." Miroku said off to the side wearing a suit and sighing.

"It's all Myoga and Shippo's fault." He fixed his bow tie. "Remind me to kill them the next time I see them Miroku."

"I'll have already killed them." Miroku looked out the window where he saw a limo. "Uh, the girls are here."

"I can't believe I have to choose one in only ten days. That's not enough time." Inu-yasha punched the wall in anger leaving a deep hole.

"I'll call Cox and get that fixed." Miroku sighed at his friend's lack of self-control.

"What kind of name is Cox for a network anyway? It sounds lik-"

"Yeah I know. Blame the guy who came up with it." Miroku opened the door. "Shall we go?"

"Ugh, yeah sure thing." Slumping his back Inu-yasha slowly left his room.

"Have fun Inu-yasha." The monk now butler waved happily.

"I'm pretty sure you have to come and introduce things." Miroku moaned following the dog demon. "Why did they choose a pervert like you to be surrounded by these girls?" Miroku gave a shrug as they went down the winding stairs to find ten women at the bottom. 'Welcome to hell. Population: Me.'

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Wah! That's the opening. I can't figure out all the girls so here's what I have:

Akane from Ranma

Rain from G-Gundam

Kagura from Inu-yasha (Don't ask why, but she has to be there for plot)

Naru from Love Hina

Fujiko from Lupin III

Faye from Cowboy Bebop

Melfina from Outlaw Star

That leaves three more to fill so I'll let you decide.