This is Fruits Basket Randomness!
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Yuki) Hana-san… I've been wondering…
Hana) Yes Sohma-kun?
Yuki) …Are you, well, a food addict?
Hana) Why, you may think so. But no, I'm not.
Yuki) Oh? You're… not?
Hana) Why, no. Food addicts like any kind of food. I only appreciate food that is perfect. Cooked no longer than it should, no less, and everything in it's place.
Yuki)… All right, if you say so…
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Haru) Shigure, is Yuki home?
Shigure) Sorry, Haa-san. But little Tohru-kun's home… would you like to talk to her? (raises eyebrows)
Haru) You seem criminal when you say that. But fine, where is she?
Shigure) In the kitchen cooking. Maybe you can taste her yummy cooking for dinner. You wouldn't want to miss out on that!
Haru) Have you ever considered going to a Sexual Therapist?
Shigure) Why? Wait! Do they even have those?
Haru) walks into the kitchen ignoring Shigure) Hi, Tohru.
Tohru) Oh, Hatsuharu-san! How are you?
Haru) Good. (looks away) I have a question…
Tohru) Yes?
Haru) Umm… do you-
Yuki) I'm home.
Kyo) Damn rat! Why can't I even beat you in a race to the house?
Yuki) Because you're slow.
Kyo) Damn rat!
Haru) holds out arms to Yuki) ….
Yuki) Oh… Haru, you're here?
Haru) Hatori-nii and Momiji are coming over soon…
Shigure) Ha'ri? What about Aaya? Is he coming too?
Haru) Ayame is at work, running his cosplay club.
Yuki) I wouldn't want that bastard here anyways!
Tohru) Sohma-kun… that was a long time ago… ah…
Kyo) Still, he shouldn't have gone slithering down your-
Momiji) Toh-ruuuuuuu!
Tohru) Oh! Momiji!
Hatori) Hey. We're here. I have to talk to Shigure.
Momiji) Tohru, you look really cute today! *You look cute everyday!* ^_^
Tohru) Eh?! N-no, no!
Momiji) Aw, Tohru, you do! C'mon, doesn't she look cute guys?!
All) …
Shigure) SHE'S ADORABLE!!
Hatori) -_- Do you ever act like an adult?
Shigure) I do!
Hatori) Whatever. Private talk now?
Shigure) Yes! Yes! Bye-bye, Tohru!
Tohru) Um, bye?
Haru) … I think that you're really cute, Tohru.
Tohru) WHAAAA?!!?! ////_////
Yuki) You have bad timing.
Kyo) Damn rat.
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You've got Mail!
To: Hatori-san
From: Ayame-san
Dearest Hatori-san! Why haven't you been seeing me? Are you ashamed of me? Okay, so what if I accidentally went out into town while wearing one of my wedding gowns? It was ADVERTISEMENT!!! And what a beautiful dress it was! It was a great day! Even if many people asked if I was a woman or man… but nevertheless, I will never let that bring me down! Shigure, you, and me are the Mabudachi Trio!
Cheers!
Ayame-san
Hatori) …. -_-
Kyo) How do you put up with them?
Hatori) I wonder the same thing everyday.
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Kyo) I'll beat you, damn rat!
Yuki) Must you say that everyday? You never do.
Kyo) That's because my training wasn't enough!
Yuki) That's not my fault. You're too lazy to do anything right.
Kyo) Damn rat!
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