Arcell comes Home from Salhart.

Arcell walks into his bedroom. It suddenly is not actually underground but instead has several open windows, pointing out into open sky.

ARCELL: Ahh, it's good to be home. Anything happen while I was gone, Mura?

MURA: Nope nothing! Completely boring! Oh, wait, I did manage to increase all levels of Hult to near enough maximum!

ARCELL: Really? Well done, Mura, well done indeed! Keep that up and you'll be my right-hand man in no time.

As Arcell says this, he opens his wardrobe and throws in his cape. A vampyre hisses inside and lunges for Arcell but Arcell shuts the door with a bang which disguises the bang from the vampyre crashing into it. Mura's face drops.

ARCELL: You okay, Mura?

MURA: Yep! Fine! Good.

ARCELL: Good. Want a drink?

A vampyre appears at one of the windows, tongue lolling out. Mura jumps over, punches it in the face and pretends to be lounging at the window.

ARCELL: Mura, what are you doing?

MURA: Just relaxing. Taking life easy, you know.

ARCELL: Glad to hear it! It's good to relax, Mura, sometimes I think you work too much for your own good.

Arcell opens the wine cabinet, looking at Mura. A vampyre is inside the wine cabinet, holding a bottle. Arcell reaches inside randomly and takes out the bottle right beside the vampyre which snaps towards his hand. Mura jumps over from the window and bangs Arcell's face into the drinks counter as he yanks the bottle from the vampyre and smashes it over the head with it, closing the drinks cabinet as he does.

ARCELL: Mura, what are you doing?

MURA: Just... giving you a massage, your Baneship! You look tense! You know, promote relaxing! Good health!

ARCELL: Thank you, Mura, but at least let me take off my shoudler plates first.

MURA: Okay.

Arcell walks into his changing chamber.

ARCELL: AHHH!

Mura rushes into the changing room.

MURA: I can explain!

ARCELL: You'd better! Why is nothing where I left it!
MURA: Huh? Oh right, um... Because you've switched your old bedroom in the Citadel for this one in the Tower of Howling and the orcs didn't know where everything went so they just decorated the place to the best of their ability- which isn't very high.

ARCELL: Orcs do not make good interior designers?

MURA: Of course not. And speaking of the Tower, the whole "Tower of Howling" name is quite long and rather lame, can we change it to something shorter and cooler?

ARCELL: Oh yeah, great idea(!) Let's just make up some more random words like "Talishard" or "Asrealm" or "Narpine" why don't we?(!)

MURA: No need to be sarcastic.

ARCELL: I'm the boss and I wanna be sarcastic so nya to you.

Arcell picks up a water jug and dumps it into the sink, a vampyre falls out. Mura jumps over, pushes Arcell out of the way and sits in the sink, squashing the vampyre.

ARCELL: What in Asyre are you doing?

MURA: Getting my ass bitten by some very sharp teeth. Ow.

ARCELL: ... Mura? Did you go into my laboratory and... inhale something while I was gone?

MURA: No. No, of course not! Of course not!

ARCELL: Okay, so what happened while I was gone.

MURA: Nothing!
ARCELL: You sure?

MURA: Definitely!

Omin walks in.

OMIN: Hey Arcell, lookie what I found!

Omin holds up a vampyre. Then Mura is flung to the floor as the other pops out of the sink. Arcell looks down at Mura, Omin smiles from the corner.

MURA: I can explain.