After Sasuke Uchiha took pity and resurrected Madara Uchiha, the man began to live in Konoha in a convenient one-story building, with windows on the rock where the faces of the Hokage were carved.
At the moment, the founder of the clan Uchiha was standing in the middle of the room with a broom in his hands and in an apron with the inscription "One soldier in the field." He started cleaning because he was waiting for the guests. A nice lady was supposed to come to dinner for him at which Madara was about to marry.
Cleaning was in full swing, the man ran with a broom around the room and swept the garbage right and left. He was so carried away that when the trash did not want to sweep, he shouted: Do not dare to underestimate the power of the Uchiha clan. Once, he nearly burned down the house with fire. Fortunately, his neighbor possessed the element of water and easily put out the fire.
Finally, everything is cleaned, the room sparkled from the cleanliness. It remains only to take out the garbage.
The founder of the clan Uchiha picked up the trash bag and went to the exit. But something went wrong near the door, the package broke and all the rubbish spilled out onto the clean floor. Madara, in a rage, looked at the pile of rubbish, wondering if he would be incinerated once and for all. Only he already wanted to carry out his plan, as among the garbage a man saw the cover of a book.
Carefully pulling out and cleaning it from the dirt, Madara read the name "Madara and ..." the name was further erased. Uchiha began to read aloud:
"It was a hot summer day. The sun furiously heated the earth, heating it to the temperature that was in hell. A young man with long black hair walking through the dusty streets of the village. His thoughts were taken by another man, his best friend, Hashirama. The image of a young handsome man with long straight hair, penetrating eyes looking into the very soul, beautiful even features of the face, slim and athletic physique. This image did not leave the head of the founder of the clan Uchiha. "
- What kind of garbage? - Madara shouted madara, his cry was heard for three blocks from his house. - What is this nonsense? Madara turned over a couple of pages and continued to read, trying to understand the essence of this book.
"Hashirama ..." Madara whispered languidly, moving closer to her friend. Hashirama put a finger on his lips and said:
"Do not say anything. Let your kiss say everything for you." The distance between the two men shortened, they felt their hearts beating fast in unison, warm breath burning the skin. Their lips were a few centimeters ... "
- Not! - Madara shouted in madness, throwing the book into the living room, he quickly folded the seals and the flames of fire engulfed the house ...
Uchiha was sitting on the threshold of his burned house, the phrases from that stupid book were spinning in his head. Trying to somehow drown them, he drank a bottle of Sake. By the time his guests arrived, he was already drunk lying on the grass and not loudly singing the song "You are my friend".
The young woman, when she saw such a picture, quickly left the bachelor's abode, or rather all that was left of her. Madara himself lying on the grass uttered only one phrase:
"Curse you man who wrote this, and you Hashirama . I hate you"