Passing notes.

A.N. Welcome to my newest story. PASSING NOTES. We've all done it at one point or another, so why should the gods be any exeption. This one is between Athena, Poseidon and Aphrodite, with a bit of humour thrown in. To anyone reading my story Random OneShots, it's not just going to be the story that's random, I will update maybe every sunday or just randomly, keep your eyes peeled and your laughter loud.

I do not own Percy Jackson, the gods or the paper, I typed this up. But I do not know if I own the joking side of these people, but it's really fun to make it funny.

Hey there.

Why are you writing to me? We're in one of Father's lectures. For that matter, why am I replying?

Cause you love me...

Firstly, it's because. Secondly, I DO NOT!

Keep on denying it. Oh wait, you can't. You love me Athena.

I would never love an idiot Kelp Head such as yourself, I have better things to do. Like gouging my eyes out with a fork.

You said you would never, that doesn't mean you couldn't. Plus, wouldn't that hurt. A lot.

Oh, Poseidon, it's sarcasm you simple minded fool. Plus, I didn't give you a loophole, I could never fall in love with you because LOVE DOESN'T EXSIST.

What am I, sushi?

How did you get this arguement, Aphrodite?

Well, you guys kept making it appear on each other's thrones, so I got interested and got Hephaestus to intercept it.

Typical. You got interested in something that doesn't concern you.

Big word Aphrodite.

Thanks. Hephaestus has been teaching me.

Should we be concerned that she's being nice to Hephaestus, or worried and send her to Apollo.

HEY! I can be nice to Hephaestus.

Prove it.

Holy Hades Aphrodite. I didn't mean for you to kiss him in front of the entire Olympian council!

Oops.

Aphrodite, I think you have at least one more brain cell than Kelp Head, but really. Kissing Hephaestus in front of the entire council... no words have been invented to describe how shocked I am.

Well, on the plus side, have either of you seen the dreamy look Hephaestus is wearing?

Shut up Water Weed. Have you seen the looks the other council members are giving her, I think she's really going to be sent to Apollo at the end of this meeting.

Still a part of this conversation here.

No need to get touchy Aphrodite.

Don't you mean kissy?

Good one Athena.

Oh, SHUT UP!

There's the Aphy we all know and despise.

Despise, nice one. For a pathetic idiot.

That hurts Athena.

Good, now all of us should shut up, put pens down and listen to father, or in your cases, brother and nephew?

See ya Athena.

Ta rah sweetie.

"Athena, why did you lunge for Poseidon? Athena, take him out of the chokehold. Aphrodite why are you laughing!"

Well that was fun to write, if you want any specific pairings and would like to request them. Go somewhere else, I write for me and me alone. These are for fun, I just post them to do something with my life. But on a better note. I WENT BACK TO COLLEGE! It still sucks but my class are as cheerful as ever, I even got a cheer as I walked into the classroom, bless 'em.

So for now this is Vamp2B, signing off. Also, where are my Wagon Wheels!

Peace,

Love,

Pothena.