Hey Guys and Gals welcome to my first ever fanfiction were Hinata gives sexy lapdances and cake rains from the sky. (Ill explain later) Before we begin I would just like to say (DICK BUTKES) that there will be spelling errors and at some points my (DICK BUTKES) terets my kick in so without any further hesitation ... Read on ... (DICK BUTKES).
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto In any shape, form, or fashion... but a guy can dream.
Chapter 1: Unexpected Friends
A seven year old Naruto Uzumaki lay in a puddle of his own blood and spit in an ally just two blocks from his home. He had been looking for it after having a nice meal at his favorite place in the world, Ichiraku's Ramen Bar, when he had a bag shoved over his head and was beat nearly to death by villagers. Another person had been on a walk that evening, Hannah Hyuga had just come from Yamanakas flower shop when she heard a small whimpering sound from a nearby alley. She soon found the bloody and beaten child curled into a ball hugging his knees. She reached down to him and barely brushed her hand against his face. At the contact he flinched and tensed up preparing to be hit yet agian, but the pain didn't come. He looked up to be greeted by the strangest set of eyes he had ever seen. They were a solid lavender with no pupils. Hannah then noticed who the child was and why the child had been beaten.
"Are you ok?" asked Hannah in a calm but conserned voice. She sighed at the sight of Naruto's nod, then tugged the child into a sitting position and began cleaning his face with a cloth. She looked over the child and noticed that nearly all his injurys were healed with the exception of his leg which had been broken in two. Declaring the child fine she sat beside him and asked him "Now, whats your name young man?"
"N-N-Naruto Uzumaki" he choked out. "May I a-ask yours?" he said with a slight smile now on his face.
"My name is Hannah Hyuga, but you can call me Hannah if you want" she said smiling widely at Naruto. "Now can you tell me where your parents are so I can take you home, your mother must be worried sick?"
"I...I dont have a mom and dad" said Naruto regaing his frown and sad look. " and I can't remember where my house is." Now his frown had become sobs and tears, as he leaned into Hannah's robes and held on with all his might.
"So you dont have a place to stay?" she asked. Naruto shook his head and his tears slowed slightly. "Would you like to come home with me Naruto?" she asked the crying child.
The reaction was as quick as a flash. "YES,YES,YES,YES pleeeasse." Naruto begged now crying tears of joy, and with that Hannah picked up Naruto and began the walk to the Hyuga manor.
Opening the door to the Hyuga manor Hannah found a servant and told him to retrieve her husband and tell him to meet her in the kitchen. She then took Naruto into the kitchen and set him on a stool by the table. "So Naruto you hungry?" she asked taseling his small mop of blond hair.
"Do you have any ramen" asked Naruto energetically, smiling widely.
"No I dont believe so, but try this" she said pulling out a small tray of sushi and setting it down in front of him "I think you'll like it."
Naruto cautiously bit into the new substance tasting it. His eyes widened in amazement "Wow Hannah-sama this is amazing" he, although it tasted great, used his table manners when he ate his food.
Hannah had been washing dishes from that nights meal when her husband entered the kitchen. Hiashi Hyuga was a stiff and stubborn man about some things and many people respected him. When he saw Naruto sitting at the small table eating, trying very carefully not to make a mess of his area. His mood changed and he looked questioningly over at his wife.
She waved him aside and told him of how she had found him and what had been done to him and that he would be staying with them for a while because he had no where to go. "Are you sure this is a wise decsion Hannah darling, I mean you know what is sealed inside of him" said Hiashi in a hushed tone as so Naruto wouldn't hear.
"Hiashi you were friends with Minato this is the least we could do for him" said Hannah then kissed him on the cheek. "It will be fine, and I think having someone her age around will help Hinata come out of her shell."
"Ok hime" said Hiashi thoughtfully. He then walked over and sat across from Naruto and spoke. "So Naruto,My name is Hiashi-sama and I hear you'll be staying with us for a while, if that is the case then I must tell you some ground rules that everyone in the Hyuga household must follow."
"Yes sir" said Naruto as he finished the last bit of sushi and handed the tray to Hannah.
"Well then" he said clearing his throat "rule number one, we set stricked curfew hours and they must be followed to the letter." Naruto nodded. "Rule number two, you are to knock before entering any room in the house, it is only common courtesy." Naruto nods. "And finally rule number three you will treat everyone in this house with respect and kindness, am I understood."
"Yes sir Hiashi-sama" said Naruto standing and saluting.
"Well then I formally invite you into the Hyuga household, you are welcome to stay as long as you wish." Hiashi barely finished his sentence when he was met with a large bear hug.
"Thank you" said Naruto softly while tearing up in both eyes.
Hiashi stood in shock, then returned the hug. "You are very welcome Naruto" said Hiashi with a small smile on his normally cold face. "Now... lets find you a place to sleep, I imagine you are very tired." Hiashi led Naruto upstairs to a guest room which was almost bigger than his old house. "Well Naruto this will be your room for the time being, the maids will keep it clean but try not to make to big of a mess, goodnight and sweet dreams. Oh and I almost forgot breakfest is served a eight oclock sharp dont be late I have someone I want you to meet."
After Hiashi left Naruto began exploring his new room. He found he had a king sized bed with black and grey satin sheets and pillows with a large black blanket. He found he had a bathroom with a large walk-in shower and bath, as well as a full stock of towels and tolitries. In his closet and dresser he found robes and other clothing items, some fancy others a bit more practical. He showered and changed into a pair of blue shorts and a white T-shirt and bounded into the bed. "I love this place" said Naruto quietly to himself as he dozed.
"Hey kit ... wake up" said a loud voice in his mind. Suddenly Naruto was in a dark open area, in a place he was unfamiler with. (this is Narutos first visit to the mindscape and the first time he has talked to the Kyuubi)
"Huh what happened where am I?" said Naruto as he sat bolt upright.
"Easy now kit ... you are ok. You are inside your mind and have not left the Hyuga complex. As for what happened you were beat senseless and left in an alley to rot until Hannah-sama saved you" said the Kyuubi who now sat in front of Naruto in tailed beast form.
"Oh My GOD! What are you?!" yelled Naruto at the Nine Tails.
"Oh where are my manners, I am Kyuubi Kitsune otherwise known as the Nine Tailed Fox at your service" said the Kyuubi "But you can call me Kuruma"
"Kuruma?"asked Naruto reciving a nod from the Fox spirit."So what are you doing in my mind?" asked the young boy, feeling in slightly less danger.
"I will tell you soon enough kit, now try to get some sleep. You have a big day tommorow." said Kuruma, then the dreamscape melted around him and he was back in his bed. I didn't take the sleepy child too long to fall asleep.
The next morning Naruto woke with a start but his eyes remained closed out of fear. He had a nightmare about the villagers that beat him. He shook off this feeling and openned his eyes to find the huge room he was in wasn't his home. 'I'd better get out of here before I'm caught' he thought as he eased out of the bed and headed for the door. Just then the knob jiggled and Naruto hid under the bed.
"Naruto, its... Naruto?" questioned the woman as she couldn't find the small blond boy. She went to search the bathroom and Naruto bolted from his hiding spot out the door and ran head first into Hiashi.
"Naruto what has gotten into you" said Hiashi as Hannah came out of Naruto's room.
"Naruto come on, its time for breakfest, come on" she said with a smile as she reached for Narutos hand. Just then Naruto remembered the events that led to him sleeping in the Hyuga house. Naruto simply smiled, nodded and took Hannah's hand as she led the three to the dining room.
When they entered servents had set the table for four people and a large amount of food was place onto the table. "Whose sitting there, its just us right?" Naruto asked Hiashi questioningly.
"Last night I told you I had someone for you to meet, and you will be meeting her shortly... Hinata!" called Hiashi. Just then as if on cue a small indigo hair girl bounded through the door in a set of lavender cotton pajamas and hugged her father tightly.
"Good morning daddy" said Hinata smiling
"Well good morning to you lovebug, daddy has someone for you to meet today, I think you'll like him." Then Hinata caught a glimpse of a small blond boy holding her mothers hand. She insinctivly spun around her father and hugged the back of his legs blushing. He pulled her out into the open in front of him and spoke "Hinata this is Naruto he will be staying here for a while until he can take care of himself. Come now, say hello"
"H-Hello" said Hinata trying to keep from stuttering.
Naruto couldn't help but stare at the shy little girl, which only made it harder for Hinata to keep eye contact, but there was somthing about the girl that made him feel at ease. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki and its a pleasure to make your aquaintence miss Hinata." said Naruto with a very goofy bow that made him slip and hit his head on the floor. Hinata gasped hopeing that the boy wasn't hurt but smiled and giggled when he looked up smiling at her.
"Hinata. Naruto. Lets sit and eat, you two can play later." said Hannah as she pulled Naruto up off the floor and sat him down at the table next to Hinata and then fixed the childrens plates before fixing her own.
Hinata couldn't help but catch momentary glances at Naruto between bites of food. Somthing about the boy made her feel at peace and gave her confidence.
"BUUUUURRRRRPPP!" Everyones eyes locked onto Naruto. He was completely embbaresed and felt really bad for doing somthing like that in front of Hinata. He hoped she wouldn't think less of him for it.
"Naruto Uzumaki that was ... weak." Said Hiashi "Watch this... BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!" once again everyones eyes locked but this time on Hiashi. "What?" he asked innocently.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA"
exclaimed Naruto, Hiashi, Hannah and Hinata at the same time. The group sat and laughed until thier stomachs hurt and Hinata fell out of her chair.
"Hinata are you ok" asked Naruto but got no reply as she was still laughing.
Hinata sat her chair up and sat once agian. "Daddy that was so gross" she said still holding back laughter.
"I haven't the slightest idea of what your talking about, do you Naruto?" he said winking at Naruto.
"Nah shes going crazy" said Naruto in a matter-of-fact voice.
This went on for about ten more minutes then Hiashi stated that he had to get to work and gave Hannah and Hinata a kiss and set off.
"Well you two, I have to run into town will you guys be ok here by yourselfs" asked Hannah
"Yes mama we will be fine" stated Hinata smiling at her mother.
"Yeah we'll be fine Hannah-sama don't worry" said Naruto reasuringly.
"Ok ok, behave now you two" she said as she shut the front-door to the house.
After a couple of minutes of silence Naruto spoke up "So Hinata what do you do around here for fun." asked Naruto as Hinata stood.
"Well normally I train with uncle Hizashi but hes away with my cousin Neji right now." said Hinata
"Train... ?" asked Naruto
"You know... ninja training, mama says I could be the top kunoichi in my class when I enter the acadamy if I train hard." said Hinata with a confident smirk.
"Ninja!" exclaimed Naruto "Can I be a ninja too please, please, PLEASE Hinata!"
"Well we would have to ask daddy if you could train with us, but I think you would make a top notch ninja." said Hinata getting one of her signiture blushes.
"You really think so Hinata" said Naruto tearing up in his eyes.
"I know so" said Hinata with a huge grin. Not even a second after that Hinata was being vigorously hugged by Naruto.
"Hinata..(sniff sniff)...Thanks."