Rick and Naruto
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It was a quiet night in Konohagakure...especially around the Namikaze Mansion-
BOOM!
-(sigh)never mind...
HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY WIFE!? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Screamed Hokage Minato Namikaze as he chased...a naked Minato Namikaze? Suddenly, the second Minato pulled out a gun(don't ask from where(shudder)). And used it to create a portal that he jumped through...leaving an enraged Minato...and his confused and mortified wife Kushina...
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'Minato' dropped his holo-cloak...to reveal Rick Sanchez. "HA! One hundred married woman in a single night! A personal best!" Shouts Rick as he triumphantly drinks a beer...
…..10 years later...
Rick grumbled as he tried to fix his navigational system. He'd landed his ship down in this dimension...which seemed familiar somehow. Rick shrugged he wouldn't be here long for it to matter anyway-
LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?
Screamed a little blonde boy wearing orange as he was chased by an angry mob of villagers
DIE DEMON! WE WILL-
ZAP!
Naruto turned around and was shocked at the sight of the mob being frozen...they then fall over and shatter. "THERE! YOUR SAFE! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND LET ME WORK IN PEACE!?" Shouts the annoyed Rick as he puts his freeze gun away and turns back to his work.
Naruto tentatively walked up to Rick. "Uh...thank you sir..." He says shyly. Rick groans. "Look kid...your welcome and all...but unless you want to help me...pleas leav-
ONE NIGHT STAND CHILD DETECTED!
Shouted Ricks computer as it's sensors matched Naruto's DNA with Ricks.
"One...night stand? What dose that mean?" Asked Naruto confused. Rick simply slaped his face in annoyance.
Okay...Why do I even have that stupid alarm?...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Inspired by Madhat886
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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