E. Nigma. says:
Okay.
...It was a dark and stormy night and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a Russian looking girly Alucard.
Your turn.
Em says:
The curtains were ripped off the windows and lying on the floor because whoever lived there was a sloooooob.
your turn.
E. Nigma. says:
And then Young Walter came into the room and he looked at the curtain lying on the floor because someone was a slob and said "Jesus, look at this mess." He picked up the curtain and said "I wouldn'bt doubt it if I became a butler someday."
Em says:
Just then, the front door flew off its hinges.
E. Nigma. says:
And in came a sexy Russian looking girly Alucard and she-he had LUST burning deep within his-her eyes.
Em says:
Passion and lust, which she-he used to scope out the only other living thing in the room.
E. Nigma. says:
And in a husky musky voice the sexy Russian looking girly Alucard started singing "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" by Barry White and pounced onto the young Walter and starting, you know, making out with him because they were both almost the same age only Alucard was born in the 1400's and young Walter was probably born in the 1920's.
Em says:
Making niether of them so fresh.
E. Nigma. says:
But at that time they were both sexy. Oh yeah. So then the SRLGA (sexy Russian looking girly Alucard) started grinding his-her hips against young Walter's hips, thus making young Walter moan like a ghost.
Em says:
AND THEN HE SLOOOOOWLY UNDID HIS ARTICLE OF CLOTHING.
E. Nigma. says:
And said article of clothing magically disappear and the SRLGA growled, and then he-she used his magic to undo the rest of young Walter's clothing, plus SRLGA's clothing and then SRLGA starting stroking young Walter's extremely small, prepubescent penis.
Em says:
Which dramatically bounced up with a cute, childish sound effect making SRLGA very pleased indeed.
E. Nigma. says:
Then SRLGA started pumping his own extremely small, prepubescent penis (Y'know, cuz Alucard can change anything he wants about himself.) and then he drooled on one of his digits and rammed it inside of young Walter's butthole, gaining a victorious "POP" noise from the tightness of the orifice.
Em says:
(OH MY GOD YOU ARE A SICK LITTLE GIRL. ) not part of the story.
Which caused young Walter to squeal with prebubescent joy and made him want to fondle SRLGA everywhere.
E. Nigma. says:
SRLGA being a vampire read young Walter's thoughts and said "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON A FREE FONDLING!" and it made young Walter mewl with excitement, because he's never touched real boobies before, besides his mom's.
Em says:
So SRLGA straddled young Walter very sexually and invited him to explore his-her entire, very fascinating, kind of undead body everywhere.
E. Nigma. says:
Young Walter's eyes became very huge and glassy like a stereotypical anime's eyes and his hands turned into ten hands, and his fingers grew two hands each. I don't know how many hands that is, but it was a lot. And so he fondled SRLGA everywhere. Including THERE.
Em says:
In fact, he fondled there TWICE, because he light the weight of it in his hand, like a delicate (if not somewhat phallic) feather.
E. Nigma. says:
And then SRLGA and young Walter came together because that's how most fanfics end. THE END.
Em says:
NO
THEY DIDN'T
DO
BUTTSEX
E. Nigma. says:
And yeah, they do mad butseckz because SRLGA's single finger is still inside young Walter's ass, so he moved his finger around and then puts his extremely small, prebubescent penis inside of his ass wiggles it for a little while and then they both come together because that's how most fanfics end. THE END.