Most of the Kunoichi are pregnant and they were all scary, even Hinata has extreme mood swings and it's driving their husbands crazy.
With Sasuke and Hinata…
"Hey, dear. Why don't you go to you go have a slumber party over to Ino's house?" Sasuke asked, trying to be brave.
"Ugh. Fine! But don't you forget to clean this house and I want them all clean!" Hinata huffed angrily. He grabbed her coat and put it on her.
She opened the door and looked at him, "Sasuke, you're supposed to escort me all the way to her house! What kind of husband won't escort their pregnant wife?"
Sasuke gulped. He quickly followed her and he locked the door.
Naruto looked at himself in the mirror and remembered not to make more babies because she's scarier when she's pregnant. He had been having a lot of bumps and bruises lately and he tried to be a good husband as possible. But no matter how much he tried to be, his wife will never be satisfied.
"I'm going to Ino's house, so try not to do anything stupid or you'll receive a beating!" Sakura growled angrily and left the house. Naruto thought and smirked, "To Sasuke's house!" and he left quickly.
Shikamaru and Neji had the same problem and had to leave to go to Sasuke's house.
"Man, what is taking him so long?" Naruto kept whining like forever.
"Shut up, Naruto." Neji and Shikamaru chorused.
"We're here to have a meeting on how to cope up with pregnant women not about your whining." Neji added.
30 minutes later…
"Sorry about that, Hinata kept bitching and forced me to listen for like thirty fucking minutes." He vented angrily.
"You should be glad. Temari kept bitching and I had to listen forty eight fucking minutes straight. Women are so troublesome." Shikamaru said nonchalantly.
Sasuke opened the door and they quickly went inside and locked the door. He made a jutsu to make the door look secret and secured.
Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru and Neji made a Pregnant-Women-Getaway club and dedicated themselves as the members of the club.
"Listen, members! Pregnant women have mood swings and we have to get rid of this so called mood swings disease or else we will be tormented for five more months!" Sasuke said like a mad man.
"What? Hinata's 4 months pregnant?" Neji asked, shocked.
"You mean three more months." Naruto said, saying that Sakura is six months old.
"More like seven more months." Shikamaru added.
"Our plan is to make fuck-off-mood-swings no jutsu." Sasuke said, "any suggestions?"
"Daddy?" a little boy asked who looked like 3 years old. He has black obsidian eyes, black hair and had the features of his father, except for his hairstyle. He should be glad it was not a duck butt.
"Yes, Fugaku?" He asked sweetly that cause Neji, Naruto and Shikamaru to laugh.
"Why did you lock the door and turned it into spy stuff like the one in TV?" Fugaku asked.
"Because it makes it more dramatic and cool. Oh don't tell your mom we made a club about pregnant women. She might destroy our club and one day, you'll be proud to be a member of this group." He explained.
"Why can't I tell mom?" He asked curiously.
"Well, duh. Pregnant women don't know what we are going through. If you tell your mom, you'll be grounded for a year." Fugaku eye's widened and nodded furiously. He knows how to keep secrets and he doesn't want to be grounded for a year.
"Pinky promise!" Fugaku shouted, showing off his little pinky.
"AWWWWWWWWW!" Neji, Shikamaru and Naruto said affectionately at the scene. Sasuke glared at them and they stopped.
"Now go back in your room and do your homework or whatever." He ordered strictly and Fugaku ran off.
"Any suggestions?"
"Hmmm… we have no idea. Wanna go to the bar and get wasted?" Neji asked.
"We're in!" they chorused and left to go the a bar. (No, there won't be prostitutes or something so don't worry."