" Hey Ghost!" Meat called as the Englishman walked by on his way to the mess hall. It had been snowing for days now, so Meat and Royce had decided to build a snowman.

" What the bloody hell do you want?" Ghost asked, shivering as a cold wind blew over him.

Royce grinned.

" We want you to put the hat on!" He proclaimed, handing his superior the top hat. The lieutenant took hat and narrowed his eyes.

" Why? What, is it going to blow up?"

Meat look hurt.

" Oh come on, we would only do that to Roach. Why would we prank our superior?"

Considering this, Ghost nodded and approached the snowman.

" HAAAAZZZZZAAAAA!

" BLOODY HELL!"

Roach jumped out from inside the snowman and screamed, sending Ghost backwards into a snow bank.

" EVIL SNOWMAN DOESN'T WANT YOUR HAT MORTAL!" Roach screamed once again between laughs, the bottom half of his body still encased in snow. Ghost stood and brushed the snow off his pants.

" You bloody fools completely covered him with snow just for that? How did that even take?"

All three other men looked at each other and shrugged. Ghost groaned.

Mean while…..

Price walked out of the mess hall to his quarters, reading a newspaper as he walked. He stopped and almost tripped as something cold hit the back of his head full force.

" Very funny Soap." The older man mumbled sarcastically as he turned, wiping the snow off the back of his head. MacTavish was leaning against the side of the mess hall, tossing a snowball up and down in his gloved hands.

" Afternoon grandpa."

" Piss off."

The Scotsmen grinned and threw the other snowball. Price ducked and raised an eyebrow.

" How old are you?"

In response a third snowball was thrown, which once again missed.

" Stop Soap, its not funny."

" Loosen up old man."

" Old man?"

" Aye, old man."

" That's no way to-"

" OLD!"

"…. You've got to be-"

" OLD!"

" OH FOR BLOODY SAKES!"

Price began to make and throw snowballs. MacTavish followed. Soon other soldiers began to join in. within minutes the whole base was in one epic snowball fight.

I don't know why I wrote this, I randomly thought of it in math class.