FATE/INFINITY BLADES
Emiya Shirou is a boy
he wants to be a hero of justice who makes people happy
He woke up in the night and saw Sakura.
"sakura... what are you doing up?"
"senpai, I have made breakfast." before emiya shirou knew it, he was doing sakura... but it was actually Rider!
"WHAT!" said Shirou. he woke up to see it was a dream.
"what the... i cant believe this happened... in anycase, we are just senpais, so thinking like this is..." he went outside to see Archer was practising his unlimited blade works.
"Ha ha man, that is SO fresh, I wish I could use the unlimited blade works techneek."
"It is the most forbiden magic a magician can do." said Arche. "RIN. we need to stop dalaying. lets defeat Kotomine Kirei and save Japan."
"sIGH. It's always about defeating i cant even deal! try brushing up your techneeks first. SCREAMIGN."
"I do not know what ass you drink from." said archer subtly.
"Shirou. i agree. if we are to get the holy grail, we must defeat kotomine." said Saber.
saber, wielder of excalbur, king of britain declares: "Or if not, at least lets get some grub in this bitch."
shirou decides to make breakfast for the gang. he looks at the instrumctions to make the meal.
Emiya Shirou combines the flour, nonfat dry milk, sugar, yeast, and salt in the bowl of a stand mixer. He mixes on low for 10 seconds using the paddle attachment.
"Sakura, could you get me that. this will be a darn good brekfest."
He puts the water and shortening in a microwavable container and heats to 120 to 130 degrees F, approximately 2 minutes. Stirs until the shortening is throughly melted. Adds the water mixture to the dry ingredients and mixes on medium speed until well combined, stopping to scrap down the bowl halfway through mixing, about 3 minutes. Covers the bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerates overnight.
"Jusst gotta stir that up" said Emiya Shirou making that breakfast.
Shirou removes the dought from the refrigerator, uncovers and mixes on medium speed, using the paddle attachment, for three minutes.
He then positions the 8 cans on a half sheet pan and generously sprays the rings and pan with nonstick spray. Sprinkles half a teaspoon of oats in the bottom of each ring. Scoops the dough with a 2 ounce ice cream scoop or disher into thhe rings...
Everyone agreed it was the breakfast of champions.
"Man, I gotta say" says archer "i may be the master of unlimited blade works, but your knife work is the damn balls."
Saber concurs: "I concur. If my people could eat this, theyd smack there ass and leap out the window."
Rin said "the real magic is in the Toucan soup. Toucan meat, fruit loops, fruity pebbles, and skittles in the same bowl. that is what you would call tasting the rainbow."
"What are we doing?!" said Archer slamming the table. "Japan will be doomed if we dont hurry!" It sems break fast will have to wait!
"Senpai, please tell me you will be safe!" said Sakura.
"I will be safe and back in time for dinner." he said. "make dinner, Sakura. its what your snepai would want." he said sternly. "Lets go, gang!" and they all went to save japan. "Aw yeah alright!" said Saber "time for the biggest battle since we kicked those axis asses!"
"Saber, you do know you are saving japan this time..."
"What?"
so off they go to expel the christian occupiers from japan.