Dear readers
This is my first fanfic ever and although I believe it came out very nice, you as the reader are entitled to your opinions and i welcome CONSTRUCTIVE criticism and reviews. I would like to give credit for some of the base concepts that will be using throughout the chapters to their authors respectively. I highly suggest you go read their work to see the original masterpiece's of ideas. I put a question mark at the end of the AU due to not really knowing what constitutes as alternate. Also I wanted to cover my own rump :). Otherwise I hope you enjoy.
Lianne was not one to be patient.
She was much like a certain loudmouthed future hokage in that way.
So when her teammates, Iruka and Genma told her that it wasn't worth the frustration over kakashi being late once again she just gave them both a withering glare, then proceeded to wear a hole in the ground from pacing in the area they had all agreed to meet up.
Iruka piped up, not one to miss a chance to teach.
Lianne told him during the many times the four of them went drinking he needed to quit the academy, he was starting carry over the teacher persona to every day life, "Lianne as a ninja you HAVE to learn patience its kinda part of the job description."
Lianne didn't mean to say what she said next but she was fighting one of her core personality traits and it was putting her on edge, then Iruka was getting all patronizing on her. It kinda made her snap, "Iruka-senpai first off you have no place in telling me that i'm not fitting my job correctly you are the most pacifistic ninja EVER, second off stop acting like my teacher your not old enough for that."
Genma chuckled causing the senbon forever spinning in his mouth to click against his teeth.
For not the first time Lianne wondered if he ever stabbed his tongue on the sharp metal toothpick.
Still on a roll Lianne snapped at him too, "What are are you laughing at you closet perv."
A smug grin creeped across Genma's lips.
He slipped his hands into his pockets causing him to bear a striking resemblance to the missing member of their team.
He leaned forward just inches from her face twirling the metal stick with extra fervor drawing the attention to his mouth and agile tongue.
He simply said "nothing closet about me."
Lianne blushed furiously causing the red in her hair to pop out.
She stomped her foot lightly and twirled around with a humph and, "I'm going to go find him, damn the consequences."
she pooled chakra in her legs and took off, her long hair whipping in the wind.
She heard Genma call after her, "you'll regret it." but ignored it.
As she jumped from rooftop to rooftop she tried to shake off the irritation of impatience, but the closer she got to Kakashi's apartment the worse it got in fact.
By the time she got there she was so angry that she failed to listen for activity inside the house.
If she had, she might not have seen what she did.
As it was she got to see Kakashi's face...and everything else.
She landed on a metal overhang outside his room and froze.
Despite the fact that he was in the middle of some very strenuous coitus, Lianne couldn't tear hear eyes from the sight in front of her.
His hair fell around his face slightly from perspiration, his eyes were squeezed shut in a look of pleasure and pain, his aquiline nose flared and his teeth were gritted shut.
His incisors were larger than normal and his face structure altogether, although masculine and handsome was nothing out of the normal, And the scar that bisected his left eye seemed to just give him a hint more character.
She tried to look away to give him some privacy, but the most interesting drop of sweat held her attention as it slowly trailed down his neck into the dip of his collarbone then continued down between the muscles of his chest down in between the light six pack, pooling into his belly button then continuing lower till Lianne realized that the carpet matched the drapes.
This was the catalyst that brought her out of her trance.
Kakashi was her friend and she shouldn't be, excuse the pun, intruding on such a bare moment.
Besides she wasn't a child, nore a virgin.
She was a freaking 27 year old kunoichi and this shouldn't be so damn fascinating.
And this shouldn't be this fascinating.
Shit she was repeating things in her own head now, she was so distracted.
Kakashi could and SHOULD have caught her like twenty times by now.
She wanted to leave and act like this had never happened, but she couldn't move yet for fear he'd hear her.
She figured she'd wait till the extremely happy woman climaxed, lianne could tell she was close.
The noise would be the perfect cover for her escape.
She tensed herself getting ready for the inevitability of the woman's scream, she didn't seem the type hold back. Wait a minute that was the woman who was practically throwing herself on Kakashi last night at the bar.
Kakashi had claimed women like that didn't impress him.
She sorely wished she could call him out on his bullshit, but then Kakashi growled, causing Lianne to jump, slipping on the metal of the overhang, then tumbling tail over top to the ground landing unceremoniously on her rump.
She was ninja enough to roll under the over hang she had previously been crouching on.
She stood not knowing what to do next.
Should she run back to Iruka and Genma and act like this had never happened or should she just wait by the stairs and act like she had been there the whole time and knew nothing of his extracurricular workout or even admit that she knew but didn't care.
She put her head in her hands disappointed by her inability to figure this out.
Kami dammit she was an adult and a kunoichi not some blushing genin.
Yet when she felt Kakashi coming down the stairs she bolted like a frightened rabbit.
She ran full speed back to Iruka and Genma stopping about 200 yards at a small crick to splash water on her face and then covered the last 200 yards at a slow saunter to calm her breath.
When she got back Iruka asked, "Did you find him?"
Lianne leveled a deadpan look at him that would make shikimaru proud.
Iruka shrugged, "Guess we'll have to just be patient then."With a look of smugness on his face.
Lianne just wanted to tackle him and give him the nuggie of a lifetime, but a familiar "yo" sounded behind them and stopped her violent thoughts and apparently her heart.
She made sure her expression didn't give away anything, but that didn't stop all the blood from traitorously rising to her face.
Iruka looked concerned, "Lianne are you okay, your face is as red as a tomato."
From behind her kakashi chuckled, "she's fine she just caught me having sex and stayed to watch the show."
Lianne's stomach dropped to her toes and the look of pure horror that must have occupied her face sent Genma into a bout of laughter.
Even Iruka was politely covering his mouth to hide the laugh that was causing his shoulders and chest to shake.
Of course he would smell her.
She wanted to face-palm so hard the force would send her to another dimension.
Between bouts of laughter Genma was pointing and gasping out, "Who's the closet perv now."
The statement caused Iruka to lose his tenuas control over his laughter.
Lianne at that tried to save her reputation, she straightened her back and lifted her head, "Its true that I got impatient and paid dearly for it, but I did not stay and watch the show."
Kakashi smirked, "Then why did you run like a terrified rabbit when you sensed me coming down the stairs."
To Lianne's credit she didn't flinch despite the feeling of crumbling inside her chest, "I was trying to be polite and not embarrass you with knowing what I'd briefly seen." Kakashi smirked beneath his mask and leaned in next to her ear much like Genma had done earlier whispering, "Then why did I smell arousal too."
The footing that Lianne had found crumbled like sand beneath her feet and she suddenly wished she knew how to bury herself like Kakashi.
She stood for a moment not knowing what to do listening to Genma's guffaws and Iruka's restrained laughter even Kakashi's chuckling.
The world narrowed to a point as if she was about to go into battle and suddenly the only sound she could hear was a roaring in her ears
She realized that she was about to faint.
She had to stop it in it's tracks, her ego could not handle that on top of all the embarrassing shenanigans that had gone down already.
She took a deep breath and quietly addressed Genma and Iruka and waited for them to calm down enough to respond, even though they were still laughing enough to make there shoulders shake, "Have either of you seen Kakashi's face?"
Suddenly they stopped shaking with laughter and stared at her dumbstruck.
Lianne smirked knowing she had gotten a good blow in even if she had lost the battle to retain her dignity, "Well I have."
With that she started walking to the gates of konoha.
She walked away before she could hear Kakashi say, "Touch'e" with just a little bit of impressed in his voice.