It's been a year since Lauren filled Johnny with her massive peen. After that, they didn't really talk that often or do anything, besides having sex three days a week. After a few months, Johnny was shot in broad daylight, and that was over instantly; Johnny's life, that is.
Having been fired from the EPF for making false rape claims and being sentenced to life in a federal prison for tax evasion (and later escaping), Lauren had been on the run for a few weeks. She was tired of running and just wanted to settle down. She decided she was going to steal a boat and sail to the Americas and start colonization with natives.
She found a boat sitting next to the lighthouse, and decided to steal it. She's committed tax evasion. How bad can grand larceny be.
"I've committed tax evasion. How bad can grand larceny be?" She questioned.
Before she got on the boat, she noticed words scratched into the outside hull of the ship.
"The Migrator."
Not giving any amount of shits, she continued onto the deck of the ship. Lauren knew all the names of the ship parts because she herself had majored in boat building in university.
"On Jah I'm boutta steal this boat cuh. For real for real." She said to herself.
She stole the boat. There was an abundance of food on board. Even if she ran out, she could kill the puffles running around and eat a few.
After about two weeks of floating towards God knows where, she heard a weird scratching sound coming from the sex dungeon (common boat term for where you keep your Vietnamese child sex slaves after raping and pillaging their villages.) All of a sudden BAM. The one and only Captain Rockhopper popped out of the sex dungeon hatch, dick out and all.
"Aight bro im boutta head out," Rockhopper said. Taking one look at Lauren, he turned around and was boutta head out.
"Wait!" Lauren exclaimed. "I haven't schlurped any meat since I've departed on my ill-fated journey and I am ready to schlurp some meat right now if you know what I mean."
Rockhopper whipped his 1.5 foot schlong out and using it as helicopter propellers, flew over towards Lauren. Lauren began sucking the peener harder than she's sucked before. After a few minutes, Lauren whipped her peepee out and bent Rockhopper over. Captain Rockhopper, still high on Oxycontin, didn't understand what was going on. Lauren started penetrating Rockhopper. Getting too far into it, she slapped his hair butt cheeks harder than the cheeks of an orphan kid's when his foster parents are mad at him.
"Aye yo bruh chill chill chill. What the fuck is going on back there we all good?" Rockhopper said as he whipped back around.
"Yes." Lauren replied. "We are very good."
Not much happened after that, Rockhopper returned The Migrator to the port, where he pressed charges on Lauren for rape and grand larceny. Lauren was then executed via firing squad.