"So this guy thinks he's like the man alright? He's cruisin' through the stars, blowing up the enemy you know.

He comes across this thing he's never seen before. Okay, so here's the twist, this asteroid? It's got a FACE on it.

Now I know what you're thinking, SO FRICKIN' WHAT? But the thing is-he loses his mind. He's like HUH? A face?

Crashes his ship, loses an extra life. You know why can't we cope with things like that? We DIE cuz of that?

You have a face. I have a face. Yet when an ASTEROID has a face...okay maybe that was all stupid! But what's up with barrel rolls? How DO you do a barrel roll anyway?" said the Cornerian

comedian. Fox and Krystal left the building in a huff.

"Uhh, sorry to jet ya'll, but we're in a hurry" said Fox, talking to the comedian.

"I've heard funnier people at a mimes convention" whispered Falco.

"Yes sir, that WAS stupid. That was about the dumbest crap I've ever heard in my life" said Fox.

"You told me that he was funny! He was NOT bloody funny!" said Krystal.

"Krystal, Krystal. He's ordinarily very funny. Oh cheez you're right. I can't believe what passes for comedy these days" said Fox.

"So far all our dates lately have been like this" said Krystal.

"It could have been worse. We could have fallen into a manhole and ended up in the sewer system" said Fox.

Just then Fox and Krystal fell into a manhole and ended up in the sewer system. They were surrounded by green one eyed

monsters and mutants. They picked up Fox and Krystal and tossed them out of the manhole on the other end.

Fox and Krystal felt themselves going through an awesome black hole!

Then they found themselves in a strange new futuristic city. To their shock, Falco was there.

"Yeah, I got tossed into the black hole too! This lobster keeps thinking I'm his KFC meal" said Falco.

"ZOIDBERG ZOIDBERG ZOIDBERG!" said Zoidberg, chasing Falco. A rusty robot rescued him.

"Hey, leave him alone! He's my beer buddy. Isn't that right Vince Lombardi? Or is it Falco? I can't tell!" said Bender.

Falco's last name is Lombardi. Just like the football guy. Ninety-nine percent sure everyone reading this knows that though.

"Mind your own business, Bender!" said Falco, as the robot put his arms around him. A one eyed woman in a strange orange jumpsuit

appeared, along with an old man in a wheelchair. The old man pointed at Fox and Krystal.

"I used to go to their conventions, I swear" said the old man.

"Moving along, it's okay. Nibbler I want you to meet the Star Fox team. Now I know they just got here and this city

is in need of...repairs but we'll welcome them just the same" said Leela.

Nibbler jumped into Krystal's arms.

"Fox, I might need your help with...something!" said Krystal. Then she saw Slippy and tossed him into his hands.

"OH COOL! A rare Fortunian tasmanian devil rabbit!" said Slippy happily.

"No, no, that's...no one knows what Nibbler is okay? DO NOT RUIN THIS FACT WITH LIES!" shouted Bender.

"Wha-wha-wha? Who the hell are you guys?" asked Fox.

"I do believe you all have some explaining to do" said Krystal.

"We don't have any explaining to do. We sent you here because we're interested in Arwings. The X-wings we borrowed

from the Star Wars universe are all damaged. We wanted to see how you guys's stuff compared with ours" explained Leela.

"Why warp us here with the sewer system?" asked Fox.

"You guys are from some alternate Nintendo world right? It worked for the Super Mario brothers back when they lived in Brooklyn!" said Bender interjecting.

Fry walked by.

"Fox Mcloud? I used to stay up late playing your games man" said Fry.

"Sure, sure" said Fox.

"Oh my god, Krystal? She is like a legend!" said Fry.

"Yes. Don't remind me" said Krystal. Chupecabras were roaming the streets everywhere.

"What's with all the chupecabras? Corneria only gets hundreds a day this place gets thousands!" said Fox.

"Chupecabras, street performers, what's the difference? You'll get used to it" said Leela, as a passersby got

one of his limbs torn off. The Star Fox team and the Futurama crew ran off together. Meanwhile, Fox's dad was roaming

the streets confused. He was now seven hundred thousand years old due to the freak accident caused by Andross sending him

into a black hole. He possessed a long white beard like Santa Claus.

"FOX? Fox? Son? Did I see you for the first time in three hundred thousand years?

COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU I COULD KILL YA! WHAT IS ALL THIS?" shouted James Mccloud.

A citizen saw the senior fox and tried to help him.

"What can I do for you sir?" asked the concerned citizen of the city.

"You don't by any chance have any blocks of cheese with you do you?" asked Fox's dad.

Later...

"To do a barrel roll you really gotta hold up a Faberge egg and think about the Great Bunnies of the Clouds" said

Peppy.

"Simple enough, then what?" asked Leela.

"Well, ya gotta sidestep a little. Then ya gotta put ten books on your head" said Peppy.

"That...can't be how you do a barrel roll. You guys would all have been killed by now" said Leela.

"Well, in the physical sense it's a little different. Mental barrel rolls are another thing entirely" replied Peppy.

"So I hear" replied Leela. A dragon snarled in the audience.

"Who's that?" asked Fox.

"That's just-Zasher. Alan Zasher. He's a reptillian. I call him Al. He destroys planets sometimes but I keep him under control with walrus burgers. You know,

fun times!" said

Leela.

To be continued...