A/N: Yes, this is a tragedy. Because Prussia, France, and Spain turn out to be evil. O_O

Matthew 'Canada' Williams is now single.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt likes this.

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: I'm missing something…

Feliciano 'Italy' Vargas: Ve~ I'm sorry about the breakup…

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: No, no, it's not about her; if you think about it Lady Gaga is a really ridiculous choice for my girlfriend. It's something America said to England that I didn't really understand…

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: Elaborate plz?

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo: My mystery senses are tingling!

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: Shut up, Spain. Canada, what's up?

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: What do people have together at night that's really mind-blowingly good? I'm confused…

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo like this

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt: LOL

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: Ah, cousin…I really don't think you should know this.

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: I'm serious, guys! And don't you dare ignore me like last time!

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: In what context, Mathieu?

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: America and I are at England's, and England wanted to show America something in his room. I heard him whisper, "Tonight, we're going to have the most mind-blowingly amazing–" and I couldn't hear the last word. SOMEBODY EXPLAIN!

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt: Yeah, Francis, why don't you finish the sentence? "They're going to have the most mind-blowingly amazing…"

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: …

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo: …

Feliciano 'Italy' Vargas: CAKE!

L Lawliet likes this.

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: …

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt: …

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo: …

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: …Let's go with that.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt: America and England are going to have the awesomest cake ever.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo like this

Francis 'France' Bonnefoy: America and England are going to have cake all night.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo like this

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo: It's going to have delicious creamy white frosting.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo like this

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt: If Francis is smart, he'll invade that place right now and they can all have cake together.

Gilbert 'Prussia' Beilschmidt, Francis 'France' Bonnefoy, and Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo like this

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: STOP LIKING YOUR OWN POSTS, YOU FUCKING PERVERTS!

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: What's a pervert?

Feliciano 'Italy' Vargas: Ve~ What's a pervert, fratello?

Feliciano 'Italy' Vargas: Sorry, same comment

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: IT'S–IT'S–IT'S SOMEONE WHO HATES CAKE!

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo likes this.

L Lawliet: I am compelled to dislike. 8C

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: O_O

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: PRUSSIA

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: FRANCE

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: SPAIN

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: HOW COULD YOU

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: I HATE YOU ALL

Matthew 'Canada' Williams: FDJS#*&$^D:

Feliciano 'Italy' Vargas: Ve~ Fratello killed Canada's brain TT_TT

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: I need new friends…

Antonio 'Spain' Carriedo: But, amigo, you sent me the request!

Lovino 'Romano' Vargas: SHUT UP.

~Hetalia!~

A/N: This was inspired by a line in Still Alive. It goes like this: "Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist." :D

Yes, L is on Facebook. If you don't read Death Note, just ignore those bits.

I wonder if soon we're all gonna be writing Google+ fanfics…?