After the incident with Gaara dancing on (and breaking) the coffee table, they had decided to have another movie night. The men sat about Kagome, drinking once more, as they watched another movie.
"This human does not have a good grasp of the English language," Sesshomaru murmured against his cup, causing Haku to chuckle softly.
"In-con-seiv-able. Its not that big of a word!" Sasuke scoffed, eying Naruto as the blond decided to chug the sake.
"Wait! Wait! I have it!" the all stared as the foxy male stood suddenly, and went to stand behind the couch, slowly pretending to fall back as he yelled 'As you wiiiiiiiiish!'
VI
"We are not watching a Disney movie," Hidan scowled at Kagome who pouted.
"The kids want to watch Thumbelina and it is not a Disney movie!" she growled as she pressed 'play'.
"Momma, isn't this...be-beas-" Shippo fumbled over the word, as Kagome's eyes widened.
"You're looking too much into it hun," she murmured, placing a hand over her son's mouth.
"Well, I mean technically, the girl is getting 'courted' by a toad, a...moth? Or is it a mosquito? And a mole! I also think that swallow has a thing for her, what with all of his 'grand gestures'," Zabuza pointed out, grinning wolfishly.
"He's a beetle," Rin corrected quietly, thoroughly entrapped by the movie.
"I'm more interested in who taught them the word B-E-A-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y," she spelled, looking around at her lovers wearily, only to pause at Hidan, who looked away sheepishly.
Just as she was about to pound some sense into him, she was interrupted.
"DON'T MARRY THE MOLE THUMBELINA!" Rin yelled, waving her hands in the air.