One quiet day in Hogwarts, Harry was all alone by himself in his room; He decided to look around Hermione's stuff. He came across a bag of make-up. He took out a lipstick and started to put it on. Hermione and Ron were coming back from the school library. They opened the door and saw Harry applying the lipstick. Hermione screamed, "HARRY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Ron started to chuckle at the sight of Harry's ruby red lips. "Why were you putting on lipstick?" exclaimed Ron. Harry was now turning bright red. He stammered "I...was ju-just.." Harry was now crying and screamed, "I'M GAY OKAY!" Ron was now rolling on the floor laughing. Hermione punched Ron in the stomach to shut him up. "OWW!!" yelled Ron. Harry was now sobbing even harder. Hermione sat down by Harry. She hesitated, "really?" Harry responded, "why do you think I draw rainbows so much?!" Hermione hugged Harry and said, "Even if you are a quee..I mean happy person, we will be there for you no matter what." "I knew it" mumbled Ron under his breath. Harry said, "I am so delighted to have such understanding friends" Ron said, *COUGH*DIKE*COUGH* "what was that Ron?" said Harry. "Oh nothing" said Ron