A/N: Hello there! Before you read any further let me warn you that this is being written merely for fun, so mistakes may appear. I apologize for that in advance.
Somewhat a self-insert, but not so much as you continue reading.
Update: I've been rewriting many of the chapters after finding a few minor errors and also because I wasn't completely satisfied with the old ones.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Tolkien's characters (unfortunately)
Chapter 1 – Do Bathrooms have Colds?
It was a Friday afternoon. Marta and Philipa were going to sleep over at Inez' – their best friend - house. The three teenagers, despite considering themselves the best friends one could have, were as different as black and white. In everything. Appearance, musical taste, hobbies,... the list could go on for a long time. Whereas Philipa - with her dirty blond curly hair and blue eyes - was a sucker for anything related to fashion, Inez - with light brown hair and green eyes - could not go a day without her loved 'animes', as she called them. Marta - who just like Inez had light brown hair with matching brown eyes - was a huge fan of books. Not that she spent every minute of her boring life reading them, but whenever she had the free time she would read. However, they all had two things in common: their love for sarcasm.. and boys.
"Dude, what's that noise coming from your bathroom?" Philipa asked Inez looking towards the bathroom door in Inez' bedroom.
"What sound?" Both Marta and Inez asked at the same time. They were on Inez' computer checking some pictures they had taken on the day before.
"I don't know. It sounded like a snee-"
ATCHUUUM.
"What was that?" They all turned towards the bathroom and it was silent again.
"Inez… I think your bathroom has a cold." Marta told her.
"Shut up! Don't you see that somebody's in there?" Philipa half-whispered.
"Whatev-" Inez put her hands in both Philipa and Marta's mouths in order to shut them up and they leaned on the bathroom's door trying to hear whoever was in there. Silence.
ATCHUUUM
The three girls jumped and they would have screamed but since two of them had their mouths overlaid Inez was the only one to succeed.
"Didn't you say that nobody was home?" Philipa took Inez' hand away from her mouth.
"Yeah. My parents are working and my sister is at some friend's house."
"Then if we're here and nobody else is in your house at the moment, then who the hell is in there?" Marta shrieked.
"No idea." Inez shrugged nervously. They exchanged worried looks between each other.
"Well, there's only one way to find out." Philipa put her hand on the door knob but Marta stopped her.
"What are you doing? What if it's a burglar, he can kill you or something. And then after he kills you he kills me." Inez looked at her. "And Inez. There's no way in hell that's going to happen."
"The bathroom has no windows. Besides, I used it a couple of minutes ago. How in the world would a burglar get in? Look, there's no one there."
"She has a point."
"Fine, but if we die I'll kill you. Both of you." Marta told them and received a couple of eye rolls as response.
"Alright, here we go." Philipa turned the door knob and opened the door.
"I can't see anything!"
"I know! Everything's white!"
"I can't open my eyes!"
"Guys… I feel sleepy."
"Uhhmm…"
A/N: Awful? Alright? Amazing?.. any feedback? No?.. okay then.