A little fluff makes the world go round.
Disclaimer: You're screwing with me right? Listen, if it WAS mine there wouldn't BE a plot line. (At least not one that made any sense.)
Now without further ado.
Hairspray.
(Title has very little to do with the story.)
Neji had been...less than helpful. (What do you expect from a stoic bastard?)
Ten ten had fallen over laughing. (More helpful then Neji, not by much though.)
Gai- sensei had gone to the 'bad place'. (White rooms, white hallways and cute little hugging jackets. What could be bad about that?)
Shino did a double take and then dropped the ramen on his foot. (He said a very bad word which I shall not repeat for the sake of your naive ears.)
Kiba looked at me, and then ran out the door screaming. ("Holy fudge, the end is coming. All ninjas for themselves!")
Hinata was most amazing she looked at me and then well, at her ramen. (O.O shocking isn't it?)
Kurenai- sensei clear fainted. (Wow, that's all there is to say.)
Chouji... well stopped eating. (Seriously he pushed the food away.)
Shikamaru looked at me and said "Isn't going to be troublesome to maintain it?"(Hmm maybe he has a point.)
Ino ran away to go tell my lovely cherry blossom. (I hope she likes it.)
Asuma- sensei is other wise occupied with... well being dead. (Kami bless him.)
Naruto looked at me and then laughed. (And laughed and laughed, in fact he laughed so much I had to go get some aspirin, so he could laugh more.)
As Naruto finished laughing Sasuke came around the corner he looked at me and paled (quite hard he's already unnaturally pale) and then fell backwards.
Just then I heard an emotional cry of "Sasuke kun!" that told me of my koi's arrival.
"Sasuke are you alright I th- what the hell did you do to your hair Lee!" my wonderful Sakura bellowed.
"It is wonderful is it not!" I yelled back at her.
"Its...Its... so sexy and stylish it's sinful." She said getting starry eyed.
"Lee will you go on a date with me!"
And that is how hair lees new (duck butt shaped hair) gat him a girlfriend
THE END
R&R pwease