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"Sasuke, oh Sasuke…" A seductive woman with pink hair and bright green eyes purred lightly. "Would you like some…..Tomatoes?" Sasuke looked up at the nearly naked woman and panted, nodding his head eagerly. "All right… are you ready?" she cooed as she slid said fruit down her lithe body pulling clothing with it. Moaning-
If there was anyone to see him they would have thought him insane. The Uchiha manor was silent as he slept.
"Heeheeheeheehee."
Well, nearly silent.
Ah, yes, the infamous Uchiha Sasuke, Konoha's prodigy, was giggling in his sleep. Raven hair stuck up at odd angles as he burrowed deeper into his sheets, giggling all the way. A stupid grin reached his face, a blush covering it.
"Sasuke-kun, wake up."
The giggling continued.
"Sasuke your scaring me."
The giggling went on.
"Oi, Sasuke get the hell up!"The giggling stopped as Sasuke promptly ate floorboards.
"S-Sakura?"
From the floor Sasuke looked up at the pink-haired girl. His eyes hazy and not fully awake, he moved closer to her, the creepy grin returning to it's place on his face.
"Tomatoes." He whispered as he moved closer yet again, backing the (now blushing) girlinto the wall.
"Sasuke, back up, g-go away." She stuttered out. " Now, I mean it!"
He kept coming, drawing ever closer.
"Tomatoes…" He moaned out again.
His breath fanned her face and his lips faintly brushed hers.
"Noooooooo!" Her fist flew forward and made contact.
Sasuke ate the floorboards for the second time that day.
A grumbling moody Sasuke and a falsely cheery Sakura arrived at the bridge. Causing the waiting (Idiots) ninja to look up.
"Sakuraaaa," Naruto whined. "Why did it take soooo looonggg."
Kakashi let loose a large grin and turned to Naruto.
"Well you see Naruto, when a man and a woman love each other-" He went flying as Sakura hit him in the back of the head.
"Shut up!" Sakura and Naruto yelled in unision. Sai and Sasuke looked on at the normal occurrence accepting the event. Sai turned to face the Kakashi-lump in the ground looking slightly puzzled.
"So…. they were.. bonding?"
Im sorry if it was short it is my first time writing fanfiction, but it still should not be a excuse. Please if you will review and send some tips it would be appreciated. See ya again. (Hopefully) Remember send me some tips.