Disclaimer : Can't believe i have to write this ... i don't own anything but my own thoughts.

A/N: Ok , after me smartass reviewed so much i have to write something on my own.

Ist time ... very due tbh. Sooo , why NGE ? Cause im screwed.

Ok , before i start let me warn you , this will be OOC , sometimes more , sometimes less. All chars will be ... some will be more , some less. The Story ... oh well ...

Will be maybe a lil surprising , maybe not.

I will take you on a different journey than the Original one. Just as you want ... or not.

Let the mess begin.

Neon Cogitus Evangelion

Prologue

„Shinji !" screamed a desperate woman from an observation lounge.

Gendo Ikari looked up from his desk where he was discussing with an operations manager a schedule and followed her view.

Small Shinji was playing on a grating above a huge hulk. He looked up when his Mother screamed , terrified by the thought he had done something wrong.

With no apparent reason some kind of hatch opened at the Neck of the huge purple monster and the grating shook. Shinji cried out „Mama" and fell.

Shinji found himself playing in a sandbox.

He just had finished a bizarre sculpture resembling a cubicle standing on a drill.

He looked up and saw from under his pony of hair another himself standing at the ledge. Grinning broadly and not even remotely friendly the Other jumped into his sandbox and crushed all his doings.