Heloooooooooo!!! BlindOtakuWriter here! How are you'all? I am jumping straight into being a FanFic writer with this crazy story of mine. Who is the unfortunate victim? *cough cough* I mean... Who is the lucky winner chicken dinner? Well, non other than our favorite pink-haired anti-social teenage psychic: Kusuo Saiki himself!!!

Well without further due, let's read!

Oh, one more thing, sorry for making this chapter so short. I promise to bring you longer chapters as I get used to this CONFUSING AS HELL APP.

Saiki's P.O.V.

Hello, my name is Kusuo Saiki, and I'm a... Wait, why am I doing this? You already know this by watching the anime or reading the manga, don't you?

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, narration. I have to deal with a lot of

noosenses in my life.

"Hey buddy, wanna go get some ramen?" There's one of them, Rikki Nendou. Whatever, I'll just pretend I didn't hear him and keep walking.

(glow) "Oh, are my perfect eyes deceiving me? Am I seeing Saiki right in front of me?" Unfortunately, no they're not; and yes, you are. Oh, what a pain! I have to think of something to get Teruhashi of my back.

You know her, Kokomi Teruhashi, the perfect girl, an artist's dream come true, god's favorite angel.

For some reason, she's been strangely infatuated with me ever since the beginning of the school year. .

Thank god I'm walking on a crowded street. I can blend into the crowd and turn invisible when she's certain that she lost sight of me.

"Huh? Where did Saiki go? I thought I saw him in front of me about 30 seconds ago. Anyway, he's not leaving until I hear an oh wow from him!"

Good, I think I lost her.

Okay, as I was saying... "Oh, hey Saiki what are you doing here? I'm buying some supplies for the temple, you mind if I tag along?" (Tap) (Poof) You idiot!!!

And there's one more nuisance, Reita Toritsuka, a medium psychic. He's able to see ghosts and talk to them. By now you may also realize he can see everything that is invisible. That certainly left me exposed to Teruhashi.

"Oh, there he is. I didn't know he had company though. Oh well, doesn't matter, I will get an oh wow from him today!"

No you won't! (Teleport) Ah, home sweet home.

"Kuu, are you home? Dinner is ready. I made you some breaded pork chops with fried rice and for dessert, moca coffee jelly!" And there's my mom, Kurumi Saiki. The sweetest woman I know. She's the reason I haven't used my powers for evil. Anyway, I think I'm not sticking to the story, am I?

After I ate my dinner, I went up to my room and started thinking about how some of my escapes fail whenever Teruhashi is around. I keep thinking and thinking, but I don't have so much of a concrete answer. Or at least I didn't, until...

Wait, why do I feel lighter all of a sudden? Why am I going up? Why don't I have control of my body? What is happening? I can't explain this!

"Saiki!" I hear a voice booming from everywhere. "Saiki!" The voice spoke again. Out of nowhere, an intense glow filled my field of vision. One minute later, a bodiless entity manifested in front of my very eyes. Could it be... God? Is that really you?