Hey guys! Here's the rewrite! I hope it's better than the original :D Anywho, read, review, and enjoy!
"Agh! I'm soooo bored!" I complain. Hello! My name is Heather Braun. Braun is pronounced like bronze but of course without the z sound. A few weeks ago… actually, it was yesterday in real time, but in my head it had been a few weeks; anyway, I found out I had this ability to go in and out of games, movies, books, and shows. Therefore, stopping time here and making an adventure in whatever world I wanted basically. My last adventure had ended a few hours ago; me leaving my newfound friends with Ghirahim forced into a pink sparkly dress; but I was already bored out of my mind. One does not simply venture into Skyloft, call a Demon Lord a prostitute in Skyview Temple, make a giant flaming rock eat spicy food in Eldin, and get thrown off into an abyss by said prostitute, who insists I call him Ghirahim; without feeling the horrible emotion of boredom afterwards. I sigh again, how do you get out of boredom after that?
I face palm. With another adventure of course! A smile sets on my face as I snap into the next adventure… No, literally, I snapped. And that was when I realized this whole adventure thing had its downfall. I am currently falling out of the sky while mentally kicking my own ass. I really need to learn how to not fall out of the sky.
"What the bloody hell?! Why does it always seem like I'm falling out of the bloody sky more than a professional skydiver does in a year?! I must be mental. In any case, since there is nothing else I can do to save my sorry ass, I'll do the most logical thing… HELP! I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP… I MEAN STOP!" I shout out, damning the life alert commercials, hoping anybody heard me, I swear, this is the only defect of having this power. You'll see why in do time, in do time.
I hear footsteps below me and I sigh in relief, at least I know which way I'm falling. Wait… if I can hear the footsteps… that means… I refused to look down at my own demise. (A/N: haha, see what I did there? Demise? Route E, heh. Or if you played or read my other story, Demise as in the last boss in Skyward Sword.)
Suddenly I felt tiny paws on my back and a change of direction as the air around me slows to a stop; or maybe I do… Hmm. I stay suspended in air, catching my breath and trying to get the beating of my heart to slow down.
"Nice catch, Happy!" A boy with pink hair yells. I would've have smiled if I wasn't, you know, SUSPENDED 15 FEET OFF THE GROUND IN THE HANDS OF A CAT THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT LUCY BEING TO HEAVY!
"Aye sir!" Happy yells and sets me on the ground carefully.
"Thank you sooo much!" I exclaim and turn to Natsu with a huge grin plastered on my face. I swear, I was going to start fangirling. Oh fuck it, I glomped him and he caught me. Well damn, so much for that glomp.
"Natsu! You can't just run off like that!" A blonde complained, gasping for air as she rested with her hands on her knees.
"What's up with you all of a sudden Flame Brain?" A boy with black hair exclaims, running up. Obviously ignoring my presence.
"What was that Ice Princess?" Natsu exclaims. Oh boy, here we go. I quickly let go and slowly back away. I then turn to Happy with a small smile and pick him up.
"I knew you wouldn't be able to comprehend that, stupid." Gray retaliates. I merely just face palm.
"Guys! Please stop fighting!" A girl with blue hair exclaims. Ah, Wendy, always trying to stop fights. Awe, she's so cute. I want to hug her… I wonder…
"Natsu, Gray. Stop it this instant." A red head demands with stern voice. And while Wendy is the most adorable one, Erza has the authority to stop them. They immediately stop and act buddy, buddy. Oh jeez, that deserves another face palm.
"Uhm…" I say in a small voice trying to contain my laughter. Everybody turns to me who still has Happy in my hands. He looks really happy for some reason… Heheheh, Happy looks happy, wow, sorry for that. Natsu grins over at me; acting like he never forgot I was there. I roll my eyes at him and smile at the rest of them.
"Hello, I'm Heather Braun, nice to meet you." I smile. "Finally." I say under my breath. I look down at Happy and he is eyeing my bag that is loosely around my waist. I sigh, that's why he hasn't tried getting out of my arms.
"Really? Gosh, you are a cat." I say, shifting him to one arm and digging through my bag while the group gave me really strange looks. I first pull out some yellow and black ribbons before putting them back in.
"Che, I need those a few hours ago." I then pulled out a sword and didn't notice everyone else getting tense till I put it back in. "So that's where that went." I say under my breath. I then pull out a poke ball and blinked. "What?" Shaking my head, I put it back in. Next was a grenade. "For the love of all things unholy!" I shove it back in before grabbing something that was wrapped in saran wrap. I pull it out with a triumphant look and hand it to him. "Don't forget to unwrap it." He nods at me and jumps out of my arms.
"Fish!" He exclaims happily.
"I'm Natsu!" He announces with gusto while pointing to himself with his thumb. Apparently he didn't think it was that weird as him being the first to talk. "That's Erza, Lucy, Gray, Wendy, Happy, and Charles." Natsu points to each person respectively. I smile at them.
"So uhm…. I have a question actually." They all look at me as I state this.
"What is it?" Erza questions.
"Which way to the Fairy Tail guild… I'm sort of lost." I admit sheepishly. It was quiet for a moment before they all laughed, I'm going to assume, good-naturedly.