Hey guys! I'm back for this week's writing thing! Yeah!

Anyways, stuff's been busy, so I haven't gotten around to working on Modern. No fear, however: I come bearing a poem, based off of one of my "favorite" Five Nights at Freddy's characters. Unfortunately, I'm not great at poems, but I hope you guys like it. The idea came when I was watching my brother play Night 4 and, at 5 am, he had a visitor that he'd love to forget...

Warning: language. I drop myself a few f-bombs, but censored them. Also, a warning for violent

Foxy and the rest of the Freddy's crew belong to Scott Cawthon. Good man, that Scott.

-Tri

F*** you, Foxy
You frightening, felt-furred ferret.
You don't follow the rules
Like a good little boy
You have to wait in your cove
Until the least opportune moment
To strike

F*** you, Foxy
I was ready and waiting
Only an hour left in my shift
Five AM on the dot.
I was watching for Bonnie
When you fancied a stroll
And ran in to swallow me whole

F*** you, Foxy
Why don't you take a break?
Take the night off,
Don't stay up late.
Play hooky
(Get it?)
I don't care.
I'll be back tomorrow when you return

Why u no listen?
I told you to stay away
But you came anyway
I was watching Freddy,
Having a stare-down
When it was time for your nightly prowl
I knew it was over when I heard you howl

I'm only here for one more night
So why do you have to give me such a fright?
It wasn't I who killed you
It was that guy on the phone!
The one who claimed to have loved you so!
So why take out your vengeance on me?
I'm so afraid, so let me be

Somehow they talked me into two more nights
Take it easy on me, all right?
I've babysat you for five days straight
So why not give me a small break?
Bonnie and Chica aren't nearly this bad
And Freddy? He's even quieter than that
So listen, you rusty pirate fox
I'm done with you. GIVE IT A REST!

Now that's it!
I'll take it no more
Come at me, Foxy
Knock on my door
I don't care how bad you are
Show me your worst!
I've been here six days
Seven tonight
And I'm just crazy enough to fight you
Come to me now
And you'll leave in a hearse
I'm done with you now
And it's time it was done.
One, one, one...
Twenty.
Come at me bro, it's time to go-OOOOOHH NOOOOOOOO!