Ok lets get things straight first I own nothing of devil may cry, the creators of it, the sponsors or the publishers.

Lets get straight to business devil may cry games 1- 3 are majorly screwed up.

In all 3 they made my pistols ,ebony and ivory, seem like 2 regular 45s. What. Were. They. Thinking! One shot could easily take out Vergil!

In the second game they made me seem like a freakin mute. I can't tell you how many times I hit on Lucy. (called her that once. I don't remember a lot after that.)

In the 3rd game they made Vergil seem all cool and laid back. LIES!!!!! He was the one in a hot pink tinktop, skin tight cut off shorts, (I think he was trying to be a Hooters chick *shudders*). He was the one trying to get some from Arkham. What. The. Hell.

Now we move on to Trish. I admit they got the appearance right, but no were near the language. She said f*** so much a demon tried to butt rape her.

Now I have much more to say but lady just came in on her time of the month. I think that's a much more pressing issue. So I say good bye.