Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming "Ha, ha, loser!"
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"Dang, my shoe..."
"Here's your shoe, England-San,"
"Ah, thank you Japan."
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"Dang, my shoe..."
"Ha, ha, loser!"
"America! You brat! Give me back my bloody shoe!"
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Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.
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"Ow... So not awesome..."
"Eh! Prussia, are you-a ok?!"
"Ja, Ita-chun,"
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"Ow... So not awesome..."
"Haha!"
"Ohonhonhonhonhon~!"
"Damnit, France! Spain! I shall get my awesome revange for you pushing me over!"
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Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"
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"This is the last time I'm pay your bail."
"Ah, come on, Iggy..."
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"Awesome party, right, Denmark, America?"
"Ya, Dude!"
"Totally, Prussia!"
"...Who's going to pay our bail. Iggy said he wouldn't do it anymore."
"..."
"..."
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Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.
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"Sea-kun, What are you watching?"
"Oh, hey Japan. I'm watching Adventure Time."
"..."
"..."
"... This is a very weird show..."
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"SEALAND! Give me the remote!"
"No, America! I want to watch Adventure Time!"
"Well, I want to watch Spiderman!"
"America, Sealand! Stop fighting over the remote!"
"STAY OUT OF THIS IGGY/JERK ENGLAND!"
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Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumoing off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.
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"America! Don't jump!"
"But I want to bungee, Iggggggy!"
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"America! Don't jump!"
"But I want to bungee, Prussia! Denmark!"
"Not without us!"
"Sweet!... Where did you get the extra rope?"
"Not important!"
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Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."
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"It's ok, Belarus..."
"No it's not, sister! America broke up with me, for Russia!"
"Oh dear..."
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"I'll be back..."
"Hungary? What are you doing?"
"I need to pay America a visit."
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"Belarus, why are you grabbing your knives?"
"I'm helping."
Needless to say, America go sent to the hospital that night. The doctors were baffled on how the man had cuts everywhere and bruises from a blunt object.
If you have one that I didn't put in here, just tell me~! Please Review~!