Cordelia gets Chrom
Cordelia is sad because she loves Chrom, but Chrom doesn't love her back. "I want to be with him, but I know it will NEVER happen!" said Cordelia. Cordelia then drinks a whole beer and suddenly, she gets drunk.
"Ooooooh…I feel GREAAAAAAAAT! I shuld *hiccup* tell chrummy boi hoaw much *hiccup* I luv him so I culd maek out wit him *hiccup*" said Cordelia. So Cordelia goes after Chrom, who is near a lake, and sees him while drunk.
"Hey Cordelia, are you okay? You don't look so well." said Chrom. "Hay Chrummie boi, I luv yo! *hiccup* Maek out wit mii!" said Cordelia. "Uh Cordelia, I think something is wrong with you." said Chrom. "Deres *hiccup* noting wrung wit mii. Naow mek out wit mii! *hiccup*" said Cordelia.
Cordelia locks Chrom onto the ground. Then she kissed Chrom. After Chrom felt the kiss, they both started making out passionately. Then they look for a private room, get naked, and had hot sex.
The next morning Cordelia wakes up, and finds out she is naked under a blanket on a bed. "Uh…what happened?" Cordelia asked. Cordelia turns around and see Cherche, who is also naked under the same blanket.
"I never thought having sex with another woman would felt so great!" said Cherche. "What? Don't tell me…" Cordelia was shocked, but what Cherche said is true. "Yes, you did have sex with me, and it felt GREAT! You were drunk while we had sex. Also, you thought I was Chrom for some reason." said Cherche.
Cordelia didn't know what to feel of this situation. Come to think of it, Cordelia did felt like she woke up from hot lesbian sex. Then Cordelia touched Cherhe's hair and body, and realized how nice she feels. "You know what? I don't need Chrom anymore! I have you, Cherchy girl!" said Cordelia.
And so Cordelia and Cherche kissed, and started having MOAR hot lesbian sex. Few weeks later, Cordelia and Cherche had gay marriage together, and they lived happily ever after.
Also, Severa and Gerome are erased from existence since girls can't have babies with other girls. Also, Lucina's mask disappears, since it was made by Gerome. "Well fuck! My disguise is ruined!" said Lucina.
THE END