Summary: Just your typical SAS and Navy SEALS fic, except Alex is the spy that is supposed to train them. They just don't know it yet, and things are about to get interesting.
Rating: T
Spoilers: All of the books
Warnings: Minor cussing (i.e. Crap, hell, and damn)
KEY:
Iota= leader
Zeta=sharpshooter
Kappa= technology genius
Epsilon= medic

A/N: Don't be offended if you are American, I am so no offense to any SEALS, thank you if you are a SEAL reading this you are amazingly brave and thank you for protecting our country. Ok so this is Fem!alex because you know, his name is Alex you can make him a girl and you don't even have to change the name! And seals BB is overdone, but I have yet to read one with Fem!alex. This takes place after all of Alex's missions and Jack is dead, Alex isn't effected except during nighttime when her mental shield breaks down. Basically she shut Jack from her mind.

The SEALS turned around when they heard a girlish giggle coming from behind them. There standing in the middle of the SAS training camp was a teenage girl. Iota stared at her in shock; she had on khaki pants and a navy blue striped shirt. Her hair was pulled into pigtails and she looked adorable and innocent. The rest of Beta unit stared at their leader in shock. In was a very rare spectacle to see their unit leader speechless. A group of four men came up and addressed the girl,

"Kit, don't confuse the nice SEALS too much." The leader of the men looked at her like an adoring older brother and Beta unit could tell that if they messed with 'Kit' they would soon feel the wrath of the SAS. Kit scampered off to do who knows what; and Beta unit was left with these new men. "My name is Wolf and I am the leader of K-unit. We have been assigned to help you that was Kit she is our unofficial member. That buffoon is Eagle, our sharpshooter" He was shot a glare by a man with a childish grin on his face, "this is Snake the team medic, and Fox, he used to be with MI6 but he transferred back to the SAS"

Iota nodded at the big SAS men and introduced his unit. "I am Iota, the leader, this is Zeta our sharpshooter" he pointed to a serious looking man with blond hair and hazel eyes. "Kappa our technology genius" a guy with auburn hair and a mischievous glint in his eyes, "and Epsilon our medic" a small man with black hair and bright green eyes; seeing the confusion in K-units eyes Iota was about to explain what their names meant but was beaten to it.

"Their names are Greek letters" Beta unit jumped as a whole, because the voice was female and came from behind them. They turned around simultaneously, it was Kit but she had changed and was now in her military uniform with her long blond hair was braided down her back. "Boo" she said quirking her eyebrows. Kit was short and well proportioned and really skinny. Beta unit didn't know it at the moment but she had just come back from a mission where she was starved with very little too eat for almost two months.

She smirked and giggled before receiving a look from Wolf and said "come on, I'll take you to the assault course" She went off skipping leaving Beta unit utterly confused. See they thought she was just there to watch; it was why Alex was acting the way she was. She wanted to lure them into a false sense of security before she revealed she was the agent that was supposed to be teaching them. When they arrived at the course Alex gave them a perky smile and skipped off.

Kappa looked sad and whined "wait, where is she going?"

Iota wacked him on the back of the head and replied "she can't stay with us,"

"Why not?"

"Because she has her own course to do" Kappa looked up from the ground and looked at Wolf with pleading eyes.

"See, she has an easier course to do" Iota explained to Kappa and he patted him on the head like he was consoling a little kid. K-unit (minus Eagle) mentally face-palmed, great they a=have an 'Eagle' too. Now we have twice as many little kids.

All of the sudden what Iota had said processed through their heads. Easier? They have no idea, the assault course got to simple for Alex a few months ago and MI6 paid for the SAS to have a harder one built. Alex had been living with the SAS for about half a year, and she had already bypassed all of the SAS men. All her real life experience had aided her greatly in this hellish camp. They decided to let their earlier comment slide, for the time being.

The SEALS gave the course a second glance and their eyes almost fell out of their sockets, as it was their jaws hit the ground and they stared at it in disbelief. "How are we supposed to do this?" Epsilon complained, Eagle immediately dispatched from the group and charged towards the course, fifteen minutes later he emerged again with a sheen of sweat glistening on his skin. The SEALS eyes held something akin to respect, for the childish soldier.

If you think that is fast, you should she Kit do it this same thought went through all of k-unit's thoughts. Alex had just recently managed to make it in six and a half minutes, Eagle was the fastest out of the group at this. But Kit had almost two years in the field and has had to do obstacle courses like this several times not counting BB.

"Hiya!" came a perky voice from behind Iota; he just about jumped out of his skin. It was very comical.

"My God Kit, you have got to stop doing that!" she poutily frowned at him with her lower lip sticking out

"I just wanted to know if you've gone yet, I've already done mine and I wanted to be sure to watch you do it"

K-unit was staring at her with a sense of awe, Eagle had just finished his and she was already done with hers? Kit isn't one to slack off and lie, she is freaking amazing! Iota rolled up his sleeves in a really cliché moment and Alex was seen rolling her eyes behind his back as he took off to tackle the course. This is going to be fun.

A/N: I got these reviews saying this was turning out to be like a mary-sue thingy so I was like 'what's a mary-sue?' then I looked it up and was like 'damn they're right' so sorry but I revised the a couple of the chapters so hopefully she won't be so mary or sueish.

Also if she starts to turn into a Mary-sue again, please notify me in a non flaming way. K'thx and good night!