The Sad Tale Of Tay And Her "SIR Unit", Lou
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Tay was panicking. Her ship was crashing into a nearby planet. Lou was cheering. Tay stared at the crazy little CGV Unit, (Computer Generated Vocals) and sighed. Lou was the only one who would cheer at a time for screaming. Her father would not enjoy finding out that his only daughter died by crashing into a- she looked out the window- blue and green planet. Then everything went black.
Tay awoke to some strange calling sound of a different species. She opened her eyes to see a pale being with black fur on its head that looked like a weapon, and a long black cloth draping down its back. She stared at it, and stood up. Only to realize it was slightly taller than her. "Dang!" she thought, "It's Vort all over again".
The creature made another sound, and started wielding some sort of pointy stick at her. "It's okay," she said in fluent Irken, hoping the strange creature spoke her native tongue. "I am not going to harm you". At that moment, she realized that her CGV was not at her side. She whirled around to see Lou, lying on the ground. She immediately ran over to him and attempted to reattach his arm, ignoring the strange creatures shrieks.
Lou's system suddenly updated. He was aware of a stinging in his left shoulder, and once his lenses were functional, he saw his mistress standing over him with a worried expression. Following instinct, he jumped to his feet and saluted. Then, due to the fact he was not a true SIR unit, walked over to the creature, and started to sing, "Hello How Are You" by Hatsune Miku. Both his mistress, and the creature gave him a "wth?" look.