Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. This privilege goes to Masashi Kishimoto.

My first fanfic so here are few details:

"Here we go again" – normal speech

"And I thought it was over" – thoughts, flashbacks

"Water Release: Water Dragon Missile" – jutsu names

"Listen here kit" – tailed beast talking

- Konoha - –names of the places or time indicators

All names of jutsus/techniques will be given in English as well as all titles or nicknames. That's due to my incredibly weak knowledge of Japanese language. The only thing borrowed from Japanese will be honorifics as I think they provide better insight into relationship between characters then English ones and maybe few other small things like names of the five main villages.

My version has all the characters to be around 16 years old, I can not see a twelve year old doing a lot of the material seen in animie & manga. My pairs will be decided at a later date.

Chapter One - Payback

Two kunoichi were walking home after having dinner and drinks. They had both just returned from separate missions and were laughing about something that had happen. As they were walking by a alley, they hear a pleading voice.

"P-P-Please let me go" frighten female voice was heard.

"I can not do that, you owe me for my escorting you", a drunken voice replied.

"B-B-But you promised my friend that you would see us home safely after all you are a shinobi."

"I'm not any shinobi; I am Jounin shinobi, one of best in the village. So sweetheart, you owe me something special for my time and talent."

Sounds of tearing fabric could be heard, the two kunoichi turn toward the alley.

"Hey, Buddy what the hell do you think you are doing?" called out the purple haired kunoichi.

When the man looked over his shoulder to see, who was interrupting his fun, the girl quickly ducks under his arm and run over to the two women.

"Please help me, my friend and I were walking home from a friend's house, when that man offered to walk us home. My mother told me to always trust the shinobi because they protect the village. My friend forgot her purse and ran back to get it; but, instead of waiting for my friend, he grabbed my arm and dragged me down this alley. Then he starts saying how "much" I owe him and then he starts grabbing me and tries to kiss me.", sobbing on the purple hair shoulder.

"Get back here, you little bitch, you still owe me."

"She owe you nothing, " says the raven hair kunoichi, " What you owe her is a apology"

"I don't owe her a damn thing.. Say you're hot, why don't we go back to my place and you can make a me a shinobi sandwich. Me being in the middle and you three all around me. You will have to fight to see who gets the honor to ride on my s-class tower of power first."

"That man is total asshole, " says the purple haired kunoichi.

"Who you calling a asshole, bitch"

With that statement, Kurenai Yuuhi and Anko Mitarashi move into the light.

"Oh, if it isn't the Ice Queen and the Snake Bitch, well I got the cure for her frigid highness and I got just the snake for you charm, bitch."

Another girl comes around the corner and runs up to the crying girl. " Tela, are you alright? When I came out and did not see you, I ran to your house and you were not there, I started to look for you."

"I'm fine now, Suky, thanks to these two kunoichi, they saved me from that pervert, who calls himself a shinobi."

"Why don't you take your friend home, we will handle 'Mr. Shinobi' says Kurenai.

As the two girls head off, Kurenai and Anko start walking slowly toward the shinobi, who is grabbing his crotch and running his tongue around his lips while making kissing sounds.

Anko is slowly twirling a kunai in her hand as they walk toward the shinobi.

Anko starts to smile sweetly, " And here I was wondering what type of entertainment was there for tonight."

As the two girls round the corner, Suky disappears in a poof of smoke. Tela transforms back into a blond hair teenage boy wearing a black trench coat with a huge foxy grin on his face. As he walks slowly down the street, he can hear the screams of the shinobi.

"That went better, then we plan it, kit" a chuckling voice in the boy head.

"Having that idiot call them names was a nice touch"

"I was worried that they might see that shadow clone using those chakra strings to make him into my puppet; but, it worked and now Anko and Kurenai will be making his life a living hell"

"So do you think, they will take him over to Ibiti for a little T&I session" asked the voice.

"Oh, yeah most definitely and Anko will get in even more play time."

"Kami, boy you just like your mother in pranking style." said the voice.

The blond hair boy reaches inside his trench coat and pulls out a black book. He flips it open, runs his finger down a page, stopping a one name, then crosses it out.

"And I bet he thought I would forget him after twelve years", blond says smiling wickly, "Long live the Queen and paybacks are a bitch".

"Now, let's go home and grab a bite to eat, so we can start planning our next 'payback' and who it will be our next bitch. I'm thinking that the cilivan council needs another lesson"

Both the blond and the voice grin evilly.