Don't Starve Poem

by Kineil D. Wicks

A silly little poem that came to me while playing Don't Starve.

A/N: Something silly that came to me whilst playing the game Don't Starve. Feel free to picture your favorite character from the game singing this. :)

Oh give me a home,

That is danger prone,

Where the trees give you reason to pray.

Where never is heard

An encouraging word,

And you'll always be plagued with bad dreams!

Home, home on the plains,

Where the deerclops and beefalo play,

Where you'll drop dead from fright,

Or be killed in the night,

And no one will hear your screams!

PS: this poem is set to the tune "Home on the Range", and is based on an old commercial that aired on the now-defunct WB-17. If anyone can find that commercial on YouTube, please let me know. :)