Dr. Eggman's Greatest Plan?
By "Grand Master Shoma"
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic Team's Sonic The Hedgehog series, nor do I own any ideas from CLAMP'S Chobits series. I only own this fic, and maybe one character in this fic. That is all.
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A laser guides itself over the ground, as a blue flash swerves past the beams. The blue flash turned out to be a meter-sized blue hedgehog wearing red shoes. The animal's speed was making the lasers miss its prime trajectory: the hedgehog itself.
"Hold still so that I can defeat you!" A portly, or rather, egg-shaped man with a distinguishable orange mustache was quite irritated with the said blue hedgehog.
"You must be kidding, Dr. Eggman!" The hedgehog snapped back, once more weaving past the delicate lasers, and rolling into a ball, leaping himself into the man's vehicle. With sparks and explosions, the large lasers attached to the vehicle were now detached.
"I'll get you next time, Sonic! You can't stop me forever!" Dr. Eggman swore as he punched in some buttons, programming his prized and never-destroyed Egg-o-Matic to fly away from the scene.
"Yeah, you always say that!" Sonic yelled back in sarcasm, seeing only some destroyed buildings and torn light posts around him. The people of Station Square finally came out of hiding from Eggman's latest attack, and cheered for their blue furry hero. "Thank you! Thank you very much!"
"Sonic!" A young voice called out from above. The hedgehog looked up to see his best friend, Tails commandeering his plane, The Tornado. "C'mon! Let's go home!"
"Coming." And with that, Sonic jumped up onto the body of his craft, watching the cheering crowd disappear from his sight.
"Eggman never learns, does he?"
"Guess not, little buddy." Sonic smiled. "Though, you got to him credit for trying so hard to fail everytime."
"Nice one, Sonic!"
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Dr. Eggman was flying his crafty Egg-o-Matic over the city that he just tried to conquer.
"Curse that foolish hedgehog and his friends!" Eggman thought to himself as he steadily floated. "When I get back to my lab, I'm going to tinker some more until I actually make something that will destroy--"
A bright light shot up into the sky, blinding the scientist for only a short time. His eggy visage looked down, and he programmed his ship to immediately drop down to where the bright light occurred.
"What happened here?" He notioned once more as he hopped out of his Egg-craft.
The portly scientist walked over to see a young boy lying on the ground unconscious. Though he lacked clothes, he had no ears: where there was supposed to be ears, were instead metal hearing units.
"Hey!" Eggman was not of the chivalrous type, yelling at the boy in an attempt to wake him up. "Wake up, kid! There will be no sleeping on streets when I get through with this place!" The boy still did not budge. "Where are your lousy parents?" Nothing still. "Hey! Do you even have parents?"
The boy's chest started to shine all of a sudden. Mechanical sounds were in the process.
"OH! You're a machine!? Then, come with me! I could make good use of you." Eggman with one arm lifted up the young boy, and placed him into a seat behind his vehicle, jumping in it, and flying away. "My dear boy, when I find out what's up with you, you might even help me destroy that worthless Sonic!"
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The intrepid plane Tornado finally halted itself onto a convenient runway installed into a cliff facing the ocean in the Mystic Ruins. The tires halting the massive body of the aircraft made a crushing, but acceptable sound. Once the Tornado came to a complete stop, Sonic hopped out.
"Well, that was fun." Sonic happily stated.
"Sonic, look!"
"Tails, please! Right when I'm in a good mood!"
"It's Knuckles."
The brash hedgehog looks behind himself to see a red echidna looking at him. "Hey Knuckles. What's up?"
"It's Dr. Eggman."
"What do you mean?" Tails asked.
"When I was guarding the Master Emerald on Angel Island, I saw Eggman fly on by. What interested me, though, is that he was carrying a naked blond-haired boy with a ponytail down to his back, and he had metal ears as well."
Sonic did not look interested. "Whoop-de-doo."
"That doesn't seem like Eggman's style." Tails muttered. "Although he did, at one point, kidnap Amy and me on the ARK, and that other time with Cream's mother…"
"What I'm saying, guys," Knuckles interrupted. "Is why would Eggman take a random and strange-looking kid?"
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"Now, let's get to work." Eggman muttered to himself as he walked over to the unconscious child he picked up, taking the liberty of giving him one of his flowing and large robes, and resting him on a metal table. "What makes you tick?"
He was shining a flashlight onto his subject, and noticed a strange button on the boy's right ear. It was a brightly-colored red compared to the pale grey of the metal ears. Eggman pressed it, and hidden in the boy's flowing hair, was a CD drive, holding a small disk.
"Hello? What have we here?" The large scientist reached his monkey-length arms to grab the disk. "Let's see what you really are."
He walked over to his computer, and placed the disk into his E:/ drive. After waiting a few minutes, the data on the disk became revealed.
"Oh!" Eggman looks back to the lifeless boy. "So you're a Persocom, eh?" He turned his head back to the screen. "I've heard about you robots. You can take on any form, and be a robotic servant, with AI that can perceive emotions. Let's find out more." Effortlessly typing away, Eggman found some more information. "Wow. This has data on all sorts of near-unstoppable weapons, and the ways to properly utilize them! This boy can be of more help than I thought."
Continuing typing, Eggman found… nothing more. "What? That's it? I thought Persocoms were supposed to have an extensive vocabulary. And there's not even one word in this poor boy's Vocab Folder." Eggman typed a word in. "Well, this might as well do to start."
Eggman took the disk out, and popped it back into the
Persocom's disk drive.
"How do I awaken it now?" Eggman was confused. "Uh, Persocom, awaken?"
On cue, the boy's eyes open. His emerald green orbs were staring right at him.
"Oh, so that's how. Okay." Eggman then cleared his throat. "Hello. I am your creator, Dr. Robotnik. I took the liberty of scanning your data, and I see you hold some intelligence of fighting. You are of important use to me. You will serve me. Your name shall be known as Combat's Highest Intelligence. Codename: CHI."
"Chi…" The boy finally spoke, but in a droll and lifeless tone, the only word Eggman wrote in his Vocab Folder.
"Since you have no knowledge outside of battle, then let me just fiddle with your data some more."
He stretched his arm out to reach for CHI's drive. Almost instinctively, he grabbed Eggman's arm, and started applying pressure. "Chi…"
"Owowowowow! How can you be this freakishly strong!?" Eggman said, pulling out an electro-stunner, and jamming it onto CHI's side.
"Chi!!!" The Persocom cried out in pain, collapsing onto the ground. "Chi…" The boy shut himself off again.
Eggman reached over, took the disk from CHI and booted it back into his computer. "Okay, now, let's alter you a bit more."
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Some time has passed, and Eggman walked over to the Persocom he found a few hours ago.
"CHI, awaken."
The Persocom woke from his restful slumber again. "Chi…"
"Now, *ahem* as I was saying. CHI, as my creation, it is probably best that you know what is going on, alright?"
"Chi." CHI nodded.
"Okay. I am not only one of the leading scientists in the world, but I am also a fighter of truth and justice. I keep the peace of this place."
"Chi."
"Unfortunately, there are some people who do not want the side of good to prevail." Eggman reveals some posters of his adversaries. "These animal-humanoids are what are stopping me from attaining peace in this world. This is their leader, Sonic the Hedgehog. These are the enemies; do you understand, CHI?"
"Chi…" The boy's voice became filled with rage.
"Now calm yourself. We will not meet them right away, because they like direct fights. We must strategize ourselves, CHI. Now, follow me, boy. Today, we must plan!"
"Chi!"
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Author's note: My made-up character, CHI, is not Chii from Chobits! It just so happens that the names are coincidental, if that is what you are thinking!
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