(One day, David was sitting on the porch of his house when Goku walks up out of nowhere to visit)
Goku: Sup David
David: Sup Goku
(they give each other dap and goku sits on the porch next to David)
Goku: Whatcha up too?
David: Nothing,same old shit, different toilet. There is never nothing to do around here. On top of that, columbia is filled with some grimey ass mofos.
Goku: I hear that, Im always witnessing some type of drama. The girls here be the main ones starting it
David: Females tend to be known for that type of shit.
Goku: My point exactly,but yo,how's about we go walk around the neighborhood a bit and see who is all out here?
David: Alright lets go
( They both get up from the porch and start to walk around the neighborhood. Afterwards, they decide to go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant called Gourmet's Dishes where they ironically run into sonic.)
David: Yo Sonic whats up
Sonic: Sup David
(Sonic and David give dap)
Goku: Sup Goku
Goku: Sup
(Sonic and Goku give dap)
Sonic: I wasn't expecting to see yall fellas here.
Goku: We just walking by checking out the neighborhood and thought we would stop here to get some food
David: So Sonic, watchu been up too?
Sonic: Nothing much really, just thought I would do something different besides being in my house. Like eat out for a change.
David: I see you over there snacking on those chilli dogs
Sonic: I just cant get enough of it. Its my favorite.
Goku: So is Amy still trying to get with you?
Sonic: Yea man,that girl just will not leave me alone. For whatever reason, she is highly obsessed with me.
David: It cant be that bad.I mean, at least she not like Goku's wife, Chi-Chi. That woman does not know when to be quiet
Goku: Hey man,that my wife you talking about.
David: That doesn't change what I know about her to be the truth. How may time have I went to your house and she always has something to complain about? Most of it be about where you be at? How do you deal with that?
Goku: Honestly, whenever she gets to nagging, I just try to daydream about some of the most happiest thing I can come up the time im done day dreaming, she usually has stopped nagging and goes one about her day.
David: Its crazy how im not even with the girl and everytime she speaks, I be wanting to use her for target practice. Just straight spray her with a Ak-47.
(David imitate shooting of a Ak-47 while making machine gun sound)
Goku: Hey that's woman for you. Most woman, if not all, are like that.
Sonic: I wanna think Amy can be just as crazy.
David: Probably, but Amy seems a little more mellow
Sonic: I guess your right, but what if I were to actually start dating her. What then?
Goku: I guess will ever know unless you decide to be with her.
David:If she does, imma be tempted to wanna go on a fucking killing spree.