A/N: This is the story of me (GryffindorChic) and my friend Ashley (Reika) being transported from our homes into the world magical world of Harry Potter (Very funny)

Abbreviations:

LMFAO - Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

LOL, lol Lol - Laughing Out Loud

LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off

JK - Just Kidding

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Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous

By GryffindorChic

Sam, an odd, 13 year old girl was sitting on her computer chair, sitting in front of her Windows XP computer.

Sam: *starts typing things to Ashy on MSN* Did You Know I had braces?

Ashy: No Xd

Sam: Well now you know. Anyways, I'm writing a story about me and you being sucked into the "magical world of HP"

Ashy: LOL

Sam: You want to read it?

Ashy: K ^_^

Sam: *sends Ashy the story* It starts off with us talking on MSN, and then we both say "LOL" at the same time then we're both sucked into the "magical world of HP" and then we see everyone arriving at Hogwarts, and we see Harry, Ron, Draco, Hergayione etc etc …

Sam & Ashy: LOL

Suddenly, both girls are transported from their computers to Hogwarts and they're both in Gryffindor uniforms looking down at the lake that was flooding with boats and bright yellow lights.

Sam: OMG .. What happened? *Looks at Ashy* who the fuck are you?

Ashy: OMG .. Who the fuck are you???!!

Sam: I'm Sam! Who the fuck are you?

Ashy: Ashywipez … I mean Ashley

Sam: OMG ASHSHITZ!! THAT'S YOU OMG OMG OMG OMG *screams*

Ashy: Samass! *Screams then hugs Sam*

Sam: Where are we? *Looks around*

Ashy: Dunno *looks confused*

Sam: *hears May It Be by Enya from the Lord of the Rings in the background* what the fuck .. *Turns around and sees a floating witch kinda thing*

Ashy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HERMIONE

Sam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs into the main entrance of Hogwarts*

Enya: POSESSSEDDDDDD

Ashy: OH NO IT'S HERMIONE'S MOM AHHHHHHH *runs into the entrance*

Sam: Ashy …I think .. I think … I think … *turns around and sees Hagrid and tons of students including Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco*

Ashy: DRACO *screams*

Sam: You faggit! Don't scream!! Come on!! *Drags Ashy along with her into the great hall while Ashy drools over Malfoy*

Ashy: *stares at her golden plate* Where food?

Sam: OMG *stares at plate then looks at Ashy* NO FOOD

Ashy: Maybe Dora's backpack will have it …

Sam: Sayyyyyy BACKPACK!

Ashy: Delisioso! *Giggles then food appears on the plate*

Sam: I WANT THE BACKPACK

Ashy: MINE

Sam: MINE BITCH

Ashy: Get Out of the way

Sam: Bitch

Ashy: Get out of the way!

Now, the whole great hall was filled with students and teachers, so Ashy and Sam were finding it rather hard to "fit in" with the Brits.

Sam: Ashy … help me … *nudges Ashy in the shoulder and shows her that Harry Potter, the gorgeous n' hot Gryffindor was sitting next to her, trying to start up a conversation with her, but she ignored him*

Ashy: OOO Sammy going to get it on tonight with the boi who lived!! *Sings* Sexual HEALINGGGGGGG

Sam: *sings along with Ashy* When I get that feeling I want sexual healing, sexual … healinggggggg

Harry: Uh .. Could you pass the potatoes please? *Smiles at Sam*

Sam: *tries to talk in a British accent* Wot?

Ashy: What? *Realises Sam's talkin in an accent* I mean … wot?

Sam: *accent* Do you reckon you could pass me the po-tay-ters to Harry?

Ashy: *whispers 2 Sam* British accent not Country!

Sam: Wot .. Er.. *Passes the potatoes to Harry* here you go 'Ary

Harry: Airy?

Sam: I mean Hairy .. No … shit ..

An hour passed by and Sam and Harry were engaged in a deep conversation, while Ashy was trying to explain to Hermione why everyone thought she was gay.

Ashy: *rubs chin* you see here Hermione, in the world of hormones, smartness is stupid. Meaningless. You don't need smarts to be "da best".

Hermione: So you're saying, if I drop the books, everyone will like me?

Ashy: Hold up!!! What you talkin' bout girl? You're a muggle-born. PURE FAGGIT *just remembers she's a muggle-born too* Uh … it's okay to be a muggle-born …

Hermione: Well … I've always wanted this one boy at Hogwarts to like me … *blushes then smiles*

Ashy: *makes a weird face because she saw Hermione's GIGANTIC BUCK TEETH* AHHHHHHHHHH *Enya appears again*

Hermione: MOMMY!!

Enya: May it BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE an evening STARRRRR *right when she sees Ashy she goes into her brain*

Enya in Ashy's brain: You are useless. A piece of shit. Go dance in front of Draco Malfoy's plate and sing, "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears and dance like a slut right now!

Ashy: *flies like Enya across the Great Hall then twirls into hooker clothing, jumps in front of Draco's spot in the Slytherin table then starts singing*

Ashy: I'm a SLAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 4 U! *Points to Draco to come over to her*

Draco: Sweet!!! *Jumps onto the table then starts dancing with Ashy*

Everyone in the Great Hall, yes even the teachers, were dancing and cheering until about midnight. Buy one in the morning, all the Gryffindors were partying till all their butter beers were gone and wouldn't refill themselves.

Harry: *talks like he's drunk even though he is* So tell me Sam … *sips butter beer* How did ya get so darn bloody sexy?

Sam: *drunk* Dunno Harry Pothead .. *Smokes some weed* You want weed?

Harry: What's weed?

Sam: Grass

Harry: What's Grass?

Sam: Shit

Harry: Nice ….

Slytherin Common Room

Ashy: *drunk as well but in the Slytherin common room* Draco .. I never knew you were so good at this .. *falls asleep*

Draco: Hell ya! WOO HOOOOOOO *plays around with his "wand", spraying "stuff" all over the walls*

Marcus Flint: Bloody hell … *picks up a mirror* Draco … what did you do to my teeth?

Draco: Er .. What?

Marcus: What did you spray on it?

Draco: uh ..

Marcus: It's better then Crest White-strips! Now I can go to the orthodontist and get braces!

Draco: *stares at him blankly then keeps spraying his "stuff*

Snape: What is the meanin for this *starts spitting* WHAT IN THE WORLD

Draco accidentally sprayed his "stuff" in Snape's mouth, so now Snape is pissed.

A/N: Never ever get a bad evil freak pissed children!

Snape: *licks his lips* It tastes … salty … like PRETZELS!!!

Draco: *runs away, taking Ashy with him*

Snape: Come back here Draco Malfoy!

Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gryffindor Common Room

Sam and Harry are now totally hooked to weed, grass or shit. Whatever you want to call it!

Sam: Yumness .. *Smokes*

Harry: You are so hot Sam … *smokes*

Sam: heh heh I know … *smokes*

Professor McGonagall: *storms into the common room* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

A/N: Oh dear, it looks like Sam and Harry are in trouble now. Who will save them now? And what about Draco, Ashy and Snape and this "salty pretzel stuff"?? Tune in next time on "Lifestyles of the Magical and Famous"