Momo sits on a short stump, popping a sucker into her mouth as she waits for her students to arrive. She had officially settled down in Konoha a month ago, and was slowly getting accustomed to the odd peacefulness. Minato and Tsunade had agreed to allow her to become a sensei, so long as she stayed out of trouble.

"Momo-sensei!" Silver yells, running up to the Uchiha.

"Sensei, sensei!" Ray follows close behind.

"What is it? ...Where's Kimiko?" She stands up, dusting her butt off.

"Momo-sensei, I just saw the craziest thing!" Said girl runs forward, flailing her arms in the air.

"Good crazy or bad crazy?" Momo smirks.

"Bad crazy!"

She frowns, "What'd you see?"

"A zombie!"

"..."

"It's true! We saw it too!" Silver adds frantically.

"It was eating a live rabbit!" Ray shudders.

"I think you guys have been watching too many movies." Momo sweatdrops, crossing her arms slowly. "Zombies don't exist."

"But we saw!"

"Are you sure it wasn't an animal?" She sighs. "Never mind, it's not important. We need to train."

"Okay... But it wasn't an animal!"

"Okay, sure, whatever."

"Who's a big boy? You are! You are!" Flavia pokes the belly of her two year old, silver haired baby boy.

"Yeah, I am!" Junior cheers.

"Is the big boy gonna eat his veggies?"

"No."

"..." Flavia rolls her eyes. "Your eating your veggies."

"But 'dere nasty!"

"They're good for you, now eat up."

"You listen to your mom, Little Fucker." Hidan points a finger at Junior.

"Myeeh!" He pouts, glaring down at the vegetables.

"He's worse than you." Flavia sweatdrops.

"Hey, what's that suppose to mean?!" Hidan protests.

Flavia gives him an annoyed look, "Hidan, eat your veggies."

"NO!"

"My point exactly,"

Hidan opens his mouth to protest, but Flavia quickly shoves a piece of broccoli in it.

"AHHH! AAAHHH!" Hidan runs to the sink, spitting the broccoli out and rinsing his mouth out repeatedly. Junior laughs and claps his hands at his daddy's actions.

"Drama queen..." Flavia shakes her head and sets a bowl of meat and veggies on the table. "When your done being... you, come feed Junior."

"How dare you feed him this shit!" Hidan gags.

"It's good for you! Not everyone can eat whatever and live on completely healthy."

"Well hey, if we had converted him when he was a baby-"

"I refuse to inflict pain on a baby. We will convert him when he's ready."

"But-"

"You got to name him!"

"..."

"I went there."

Hidan rolls his eyes and sits in a chair in front of Junior. He starts feeding him, grumbling curse words under his breath. Flavia sits on the couch and picks up a rather thick file. She flips through it, making faces at the mission information.

"Hidan, can you take care of Junior for a week or do I need to call someone?" Flavia sighs.

"Of course I can take care of him! You think I can't take care of my own bundle of hell?" Hidan scoffs, pretending to be offended.

"Well... You can be a little... Scary."

"Little Fucker likes it."

"Okay, okay." Flavia holds her hands up defensively. "If you think you can handle it..."

Junior suddenly sneezes with a mouthful of broccoli. A majority splatters onto Hidan's face. Junior laughs, pointing at him.

"LITTLE FUCKER!"

Flavia groans and makes a note to make some phone calls. She sets the mission file down and turns to look at her two boys.

"Would you stop calling him that?"

"No," Hidan replies stubbornly, wiping chewed up broccoli off his face.

"If he's little fucker, what does that make you?"

"..."

"Exactly, Hida-chan."

Hidan crosses his arms and rolls his eyes, stomping away. Flavia throws her hands up and gets up to let Junior free.

"If you spit any food on me, you will cease to exist little boy." She warns, bending down to his height.

And finally, I have finished the first chapter! Did you guys like? :3 just a few notes: Updates will be a little slow... Stupid school year...

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