What is in bold is what I say and the sin count, what is happening normally is left normal, but if a character says something, it will be in italics. Also, some parts of the EWW video itself were slightly changed to avoid copyright infringement.

You know the usual, this is just my opinion and your opinion is fine as well.

Everything Wrong

With

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SONIC BOOM: FIRE & ICE ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER

In...some minutes or less.

Spoilers!

(And bounce pads!)

"The fact that they do an EWW on the trailer of the game instead of the game itself. I know it isn't out until next year, but come on."

EWW Sin Counter: 1

I forgot this in my Rise of Lyric EWW, but I'll say it anyway...

"Do you really need to add that you'll say what you forgot in the Rise of Lyric EWW? Just say it and get done with it."

EWW Sin Counter: 2

The fact that they announce this game, even after the two last bad games.

"Technically speaking, the only bad game released was Rise of Lyric, Shattered Crystal fell more into the "Meh" category."

EWW Sin Counter: 3

As footage of the game is shown, the narrator sarcastically says:

Wow, this is so different from the last 3DS game!

"Not all of Sonic's games have to be different each year. I mean the original three games were the same thing, 2d platformers, and to my knowledge nobody complains about them. What makes this the exception?"

EWW Sin Counter: 4

Plus, this music is out of place in any sonic game, including this one.

"Care to explain why? I mean, I believe it sounds a bit out of place too, but you could at least tell us why you think it doesn't fit."

EWW Sin Counter: 5

Amy's picture alongside a "NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER AMY" appear on the screen.

Oh right, she's definitely a new edition...

"First of all, while it's true that Amy was apart of the playable roster of Rise of Lyric, this is a 3DS game, and she wasn't playable in Shattered Crystal."

EWW Sin Counter: 6

"Second of all, edition? Don't you mean addition?"

EWW Sin Counter: 7

This "new world" doesn't look too different from the rest of this alternate universe.

"Just because Ragna Rock doesn't look too different from wherever Shattered Crystal took place doesn't mean it isn't a new world."

EWW Sin Counter: 8

At least it's better than Rise of Lyric, so minus one sin.

"First, you're breaking gaming commandment number one: Thou shall not declare a game better than another game unless you have played it and come to thy conclusion that it really is better."

EWW Sin Counter: 9

"Second, the comparison isn't fair. Maybe I wouldn't mind if you compared it to Shattered Crystal, a game also in the 3DS, but Rise of Lyric? A game that is from an entirely different console?"

EWW Sin Counter: 10

"Third, "because 'X' is better than 'Y', we're going to take out 'Z' sins" cliche."

EWW Sin Counter: 11

*Yawns*

"Exactly what are you yawning at?"

EWW Sin Counter: 12

The fact that this game exists.

"First, you already sinned at the beginning the fact that this game was announced, so that kind of makes this sin redundant."

EWW Sin Counter: 13

"Second, "we're going to sin the thing we're sinning's very own existence" cliche."

EWW Sin Counter: 14

No Sonic

"No Sonic...what?

EWW Sin Counter: 15

An arrow points at the chinchilla chief and the narrator questions who he is.

"Why are you even paying attention to something that might not even be in the game?"

EWW Sin Counter: 16

"Also, the existence of this minor character that might not even be important to the game catches your attention, but not the fact that there's floating, freezeable water in Ragna Rock?"

EWW Sin Counter: 17

A random fan whispers to the narrator that he should give the game a chance instead of bashing the trailer, but he sins the trailer anyway.

"The Narrator is a dick to the Random Sonic Fan."

EWW Sin Counter: 18

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Sin Tally: 18

Sentence: Listen to Hyper Potions - Porta Vista

(This music is out of place for any Sonic game, including this one!)