Title: Long live the Queen
Summary: Because Underland has a pest problem and the Queen needs to get rid of it.
Notes: Alice in Wonderland. Ohhhhhyeahhhhh.
notes2: also I have no idea what to put this under so I'll just leave this in general.
The Red Queen has never hated anyone more than she hates Alice. That girl, that stupid girl with her pretty blonde hair and innocent looking blue eyes is just so annoying and is ruining the Queen's life.
Why did that stupid, stupid girl have to come back to Underland in the first place? Why couldn't she stay where she was before (above ground, where she belongs and isn't ruining the Queen's life? Because Underland doesn't need her here and why doesn't she get that?) Does that dumb blonde child really believe the Red Queen would just willingly give up her beautiful, precious crown (there has to be something terribly, horribly wrong with that Alice)?
The Red Queen will not stand for it. She will never give up her crown to her fragile, prissy, perfect sister. She doesn't care if people like the White Queen better than her (she clenches her fists and grinds her teeth. Why does everyone like her better? Why did mother like her better too? It isn't fair!), the Red Queen will always have her crown.
And to keep her crown, the Red Queen muses, she just has to get rid of Alice. And she knows just the way to do it. The Red Queen's smile turns twisted and feral, her eyes get a crazy glint in them as she thinks to herself of ways to make her kingdom perfect and Alice-free (because that stupid girl ruins everything, everything).
A maniacal giggle escapes the Red Queen's lips. Yes, she thinks, a guaranteed way to get rid of Underland's pest problem.
It'll be off with her head.
This is super short. But that doesn't mean you can't review.