Note: This fic is filled with some randomness and a lot of comedy moments, if you don't like Horror Comedies then get out.
Chapter 1: Hey! Let's Explore That House That Looks It's Haunted!
Luvbi: OH MY GOD!! I'M GONNA BE FREAKIN RICH!! SOMEBODY PINCH ME, I MUST BE DREAMING!! OWW!!
Koops: Ooh, you must be dreaming! -continues to poke Luvbi-
Goombella: Um...okay then...anyways, are you serious that you'll give all of us 1000 coins seperately?
Toadsworth: Yes, I am serious, plus my bank is already so full that they had to move my money to Australia, but I don't want to go over there just to get my money, so you guys can get it!
Toadette: Alright, what's the catch? There's always a catch to stuff like this.
Toadsworth: The catch is, that you must spend the night in the "Alotofpeoplegotmurderedinthishouseandifyoucomeinhereyouwillmostlikelygetmurderedtoobysupernaturalcauses" House!
Peeka: Wow, sure is a long name. They should use that for a TV show!
Parakarry: I remember going in to Wal-Mart the other day to find some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't any!
Wario: Hmm, well I guess I can see why.
Tiny Kong: I know we all can do it, it seems pretty easy enough.
Toadsworth: Are you sure? Over 1,484,985 people have been killed there!
Pennington: Oh, please. That's nothing compared to 2 million people! 1,484,985 people being killed is like, stepping on a beetle!
Jolene: Wait a second, what does that have to do with anything?
Boo: I'm already a ghost, and I can communicate with other ghosts, so this should be an easy 1000 coins!
Luvbi: THAT'S NOT FAIR!! YOU SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THIS!!
Larry Koopa: Okay, first of all, stop typing in caps, and second, this isn't a game! It's just a bet!
Crystal Yoshi: You know, somebody actually complimented on my driving the other day. They left a note on the wind screen saying "parking fine". That was so nice of them!
Toadsworth: Well, some of you guys seem to be only half minded...this should be interesting! :D
Tiny Kong: Never mind about that! When do we meet at the "Alotofpeoplegotmurderedinthishouseandifyoucomeinhereyouwillmostlikelygetmurderedtoobysupernaturalcauses" house?
Toadsworth: We meet there at thirteen o' clock!
Koops: Wait a second there is no thirteen o' clock!
Toadsworth: I know, I was trying to see if someone actually caught on...heh heh.
Goombella: Well, it seems that only me, Koops, Toadette, Tiny, and maybe Larry seem to be the only smart people here. This should be quite hilarious.
Peeka: Might as well bring the popcorn, cause I can't wait to see this Comedy Movie!
Parakarry: We're watching a movie?
Wario: Sigh...sometimes I feel like I'm in a cartoon.
Toadsworth: Okay, can you guys get out now? I wanna listen to some Britney Spears music!
Pennington: Good luck with that!
Everyone leaves the room while Toadsworth dances to Oops I did It Again.
Toadsworth: Oh baby, baby...oops, you think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above! I'm not that innocent! Ouch! Damn, that point finger move at the end of the chorus always hurts me. Um, does anyone have any neutrogena acne product?
Later that day...
Jolene: Here it is...the house of a million corpses...no pun intended.
Toadette: Um...I'm not sure if I can do this...
Goombella: C'mon, toadette! It's probably not gonna be that bad anyway.
Toadette: But, you heard what Toadsworth said! Over a million people had died here! Though, I kind of find that unlikely, since this house was built in June 6, 1966, but whatever.
Koops: Toadette, there is nothing to worry about. Remember the group that went in this house a couple of years ago? They survived it, so I'm sure we can too.
Toadette: I suppose you are right, and I do need the money really badly because my mom is really sick and I need to donate money for her to she has a btter chance of surviving. So, I'm doing this for my mom!
Crystal Yoshi: Aww, how self-less of you!
Luvbi: I'M DOING THIS FOR ME CAUSE I WANT SOME EMERALDS FROM THE MALL!
Larry Koopa: Stop typing in caps, that's so annoying!
Luvbi: NEVER!!
Larry Koopa: That's it, if you do that one more time I'm gonna take these fingers and shove it up your-
Toadsworth: Hey everybody! Glad you made it!
Tiny Kong: OH MY GOD IT'S A GHOST!
Pennington: If only I had the Poltergust 3000 I would take the vacuum and shove it in my...
Jolene: Stop, we don't need to know that!
Wario: Everyone just shut the beep up and listen to Toadsworth!
Toadsworth: Um, I don't know what the "beep" was for anyway...welcome to the haunted house! Now, in order to get the 1000 coins, you must all stay in the house for 2 hours! It you try come running out of the house, then you will be killed by my chainsaw!
Parakarry: Well, that's not gonna be a good feeling.
Toadsworth: Well, it's too close for comfort. Anyways, good luck and have fun staying alive!
Jolene: C'mon...I really need this money to support my brother back in Glitzville...he's working so hard for this, and I can't never give up on him.
The 13 entered the house preparing for the unexpected. Who will survive the night of terror? What!? Don't look at me, I'm not gonna spoil it for you! You have to read on and be patient young ones...