This is a story that my brother wrote...just goofing off I suppose.
This is just buch of random crap I wrote when I was bored.
Also, I appologize in advance about some of the content.
So what happens when book/movie villains establish they're own group? It's so scary, you might want to take children under the age of ten to another room.
Yes, it's that scary. It's...
THE TUVA!!
SATAN: I call this meeting of the TUVA to order. Now, let's take attendance. Darth?
DARTH VADER: Fzzzzzz…
SATAN: Good. Voldemort?
VOLDEMORT: Here. (Pets pet snake)
SATAN: Okay, Saint Dane?
SAINT DANE: Here. But I really should be-
SATAN: Don't care. Galbatorix?
GALBATORIX: Here. Hey Darth, can I see your lightsaber?
DARTH: Fzzzzzzz…
VOLDEMORT: Shit! That sounded like something extremely rude!
SAINT DANE: Hahaha! Homo! (Points at Galbatorix)
GALBATORIX: AM NOT!!!
SAINT DANE: ARE TOO!!!
GALBATORIX: AM NOT!!!
VOLDEMORT: ARE TOO!!!
DARTH VADER: Fzzzzzz… (D-2, heheh)
GALBATORIX: AM-
SATAN: EXCUSE ME! PRINCE OF DARKNESS SPEAKING HERE!!!
EVERYONE: O.O
SAINT DANE: I think Luci's moody because he lost a battle to that one smiley preacher.
VOLDEMORT: Oh, you mean Joel Osteen?
SAINT DANE: Yeah. Rumor is, when he said "God bless you" Luci shit his pants and ran away.
SATAN: C'mon, he's freaky! He blinks like a maniac and he has a creepy ass smile!
SAINT DANE: Lol. Satan couldn't beat a smiling preacher!
DARTH VADER: Fzzzzzzzzz…
SATAN: SO WHAT?!?!?! YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT A STUPID BOY AND ALL HE HAS IS A GLOWING RING!!!
VOLDEMORT: Ha-ha, yeah. You screwed up big time SD!
SAINT DANE: SHUT UP!!! YOU GOT KILLED BY A WEAKASS NERD BABY!! AND AT LEAST I WON TWO – COUNT'EM – TWO TERRITORIES!!!
VOLDEMORT: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?!?! BESIDES, I KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!
SAINT DANE: WHOPPIEDDY FCKING DOO!!! YOU KILLED A FRAIL OLD DUDE!!!
SATAN: Hey guys-
SAINT DANE: THAT'S RIGHT!! RECOGNIZE, BITCH!!! (Flips Voldemort off).
SATAN: HEY GUYS, STFU!!!
EVERYONE: 0.0
SATAN: (Clears throat) That's better. Now, it's time to hear this week's words of wisdom from Penny.
GALBATORIX: Err…who's Penny?
EVERYONE: o0
SATAN: Oh that's right, you're new. Penny is our hottie sage female robot. See, she's right there.
GALBATORIX: HOLY SHIT! CHECK OUT THOSE-
VOLDEMORT & SAINT DANE: Yeah, we know… (Both sigh dreamily while looking at Penny)
DARTH VADER: Fzzzzzzz…
PENNY: (Speaks in a preppy voice) Over here!
SATAN: (Strikes psychic pose) She means…
SATAN: SOMEONE IS NOT LISTENING!!!
EVERYONE: (Gasps)
VOLDEMORT: (Shaking) LISTEN TO HER YOU ARSEHOLES!!!
PENNY: (Robotic voice) ALL FLESHLINGS MUST PERISH IN THE STEEL DAWN!!!
GALBATORIX: YEEESSSSS!!! I GET TO KILL ERAGON!!!
EVERYONE: …
GALBATORIX: AND I GET TO DO ARYA!!!
SATAN: No, that's not it, you perv. Ah, screw it. I can't find it. Oh well, it can't be that important.
DARTH VADER: Fzzzzz… (Hehehe, idiot)
PENNY: (Speaks in a preppy voice) 'Bout time!
SAINT DANE: Hey, I was thinking about something… Do you think… Penny's a lesbian?
EVERYONE: O.O
VOLDEMORT: SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH!!!
GALBATORIX: YOU SHUT UP!! PENNY AS A LESBIAN: FTW!!!
PENNY: (Speaks in a preppy voice) 'Bout time!
-THE END-
Or is it…
Beyotch.