Jun; yes.. I don't own any character, except mine … So, It's my first POSTED fanfic. And it pairs you with Cell, Buu, Frieza, and a few others... Hoorayyy!!

Cell; ..This better be good..

Buu; Yea...

Frieza; …Jun, just get on with the fic..

Jun; …Frieza you can be so chiiildiiish.

Buu & Cell; -snicker-

Frieza; .. I AM NOT CHILDISH!! I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU!!

Jun, Buu, & Cell; … More like a superiority complex.. now, ON WITH THE FIC!

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You opened your eyes to only be greeted by an ache in your chest. You were in a squishy pink bed, no clothes, and there was a big pink, fat… monster of bubblegum with pants and shoes. A fat Buu. Trying to be as quiet as you could, you started to get up off the bed, but an intense pain shot through your chest and abdomen. "Aaahhgg!" You bit your lip in pain and looked at yourself. There were two large bruises, indicating some of your ribs were broken. Buu quickly walked over to you and pushed you back very gently onto the large puffy pillow. "Buu found girl on street after she was hit by a car, but Buu throw car faaaaaar away!" He smiled like he had just accomplishes something impossible. You blinked slowly and nodded.

"Thanks very much Buu."

"Will girl give Buu kiss for making the car not hurt her again?"

"Um, okay." You kissed him on the cheek, and he smiled.

"You kiss Buu again?" You kissed him on the other cheek.

"No, Buu want you to kiss him on the lips please."

"Ooh, I see." So you kissed Buu on the lips. Just pretend he's handsome…

Buu started to jump around excitedly. "Buu heal you all the way now!!" You smiled. "Girl will hold still because Buu has to be careful." You felt the pain start to fade quickly, and the bruises started to disappear. After a few minutes, Buu said you could move around like normal.

"Buu, do you know where my clothes are?"

"Buu saved your shirt, but Buu couldn't save anything else." He frowned, looking upset.

"Oh, Buu, it's okay, can you bring me to the mall so I can get more clothes?"

"Buu take you right away!!"

Buu lifted you up and you gripped his shoulders tightly. He flew up and out of the pink house and above the city. People started to yell and run into their houses and random buildings. Buu brought you down to the mall's doors and kept a hold of you. "Where does pretty girl want to go first?" You looked around. I could sure use some underwear and bra. That would be fantastic to have something along the basics. "Buu take me to this store please." You pointed to a Victoria's Secret. Buu walked over to it and set you down. You were feeling quite embarrassed, because there were a few people staring and whispering.

You picked out a few pairs of bras and panties. One pair was plain black bra and panties. The second was a bit sexier, and it was black satin with hot pink lace around the leg holes ((well I don't know what the heck to call them!)) and the bra also had hot pink lace, but it went around the top of the cups. The last pair was just all black and gold lace, and the bra was also black and gold lace.

You put on the first pair, and walked over to an American Apparel. You picked out a pair of tight, hot pink booty shorts, and another pair, but this one was gold. You also picked out a shiny, black leather jacket. After you put on the hot pink pair, your ripped shirt, and the jacket, you went to a shoe store and bought a pair of vinyl, mid-thigh boots, and put them on. ((I'll show you a picture in a bit.))

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Jun; So yea, first chapter, don't worry, it gets much better ;D

Buu; I'm still in fat form..?

Jun; Yes. But the next chapter you won't.

Buu; Good, because I look sexier that way.

Frieza; And you said I had a superiority complex…

Cell; …Yea, I'm not going to be here for a couple chapters am I?

Jun; Nope, neither is Frieza.. So you guys can just wait. And I'll post the picture of your character on my deviant art. See you guys next chapter!